14 Funny vision quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.
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  5 months ago

  View →: An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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