20 Funny vision quotes

• This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

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  1 day ago

  available, color, colors, dollar, Dollar Tree, drink, energy, energy drink, exaggeration, eye, hallucination, humor, me, naked, seeing, tree, vision

• How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

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  5 days ago

  funny question, glasses, humor, i, prescription, question, vision, windshield

• My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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  2 months ago

  aspiration, budget, even, fashion, humor, just, money, personal, personal style, real, style, vision, wait

• Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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  2 months ago

  actually, contact, contact lens, contacts, eyesight, free, glasses, joke, lens, seeing, surprise, vision, wait

• Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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  2 months ago

  1080p, 360p, changing, clarity, cleaning, comparison, glasses, humor, vision

• An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, dim, dim lights, exam, eye, eye exam, funny situation, lights, menu, moment, optometrist, read, situation, test, under, vision, vision test, where

• I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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  2 months ago

  eyes, glasses, humor, hurt, i, irony, lady, lark, laugh, old, old lady, reading, unexpected, vision, wanted

• Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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  2 months ago

  glasses, humor, iPhone, lane, lois, Lois Lane, me, nickname, recognition, technology, vision

• Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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  2 months ago

  easily, fridge, goggles, humor, i, kitchen, night, night vision, relationship, sleep, vision, waking, wife

• I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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  2 months ago

  driving, else, headlights, humor, i, important, irony, led, LED headlights, me, night, night vision, nobody, poor, safety, visibility, vision

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