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18 Funny vision quotes

Funny vision quotes 👀✨ are the perfect way to see the bright side of life with a cheeky twist! Whether you’re squinting at your to-do list or dreaming big, these witty lines will give your perspective a hilarious upgrade 😂🔮. Ready to laugh your way to clarity? Let’s dive into some eye-opening humor that’ll have you seeing the world through giggle-filled lenses! 🤓💫

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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