70 Funny walk quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.
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  4 months ago

  View →: When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.
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  4 months ago

  View →: People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

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