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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.
Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.
Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.
I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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2 months ago
Share →: I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Commentary:
"When you're in the Walking Olympics and nobody told your friend 😂🏃‍♂️🏅 #CatchMeIfYouCan"
2 months ago
Share →: Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Commentary:
"Suddenly, it's a sidewalk stand-up show! 😂👀 #FreelanceComedian"
2 months ago
Share →: I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Commentary:
Well, sounds like this person’s personal fun fact is… they’re a certified fun-hater! 🌊😅 Maybe they’re just afraid of being flooded with awkward questions. Or perhaps they prefer swimming in their own mystery — no towel required! 🏊‍♂️🤫 #MysteryMode #AvoidingSmallTalk
2 months ago
Share →: I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

Commentary:
Ah, the great outdoor art exhibit—free of charge and perfectly positioned for the perfect "Wow, look at that!" moment. 🌳👀🚶‍♂️ Sometimes Mother Nature's gallery is the best show in town. Just beware of the unexpected "art installations" from local birds! 🦜💩
3 months ago
Share →: Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Commentary:
"Girls at the mall: *touches clothes* 🛍️❤️ 'This is cute, this is cute, oh so cute…my bank account disagrees' 😂💸 #ShoppingStruggles"
3 months ago
Share →: If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Commentary:
🤣 "If you ever go for a walk with me, be prepared for some unintentional bumping! I like to add a little zigzag to keep things interesting. Who needs a straight line anyway? Let's keep it lively and bumpy together! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️"
3 months ago
Share →: Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days of TV aerobics! 💪📺 Those were the times when remote controls were our own two feet, and the ultimate challenge was trying to find the perfect spot for that perfect reception! 🚶‍♂️📡 Let's just say, we've come a long way since the days of channel-surfing marathons and accidental exercise routines! 😂 #ThrowbackTech #TVFitnessGoals 🚶‍
3 months ago
Share →: When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Commentary:
🚶‍♂️💨 "When you're late for work, just remember: walk in like you own the place and blame it on traffic with a poker face. Bonus points if you throw in some dramatic sighs and eye rolls for added effect! Who said being fashionably late couldn't be a comedy show in itself? 😂 #LateButFabulous"
3 months ago
Share →: My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Commentary:
"Looks like Don just got an 'E'-scape plan from that marriage! Talk about a one-letter solution to a two-letter problem!"
3 months ago
Share →: I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fitness tracker when you have a cleverly named dog like '5 Miles'? It's the perfect excuse to skip the gym and just let your furry friend do all the work. Just remember to keep up the facade when someone asks about your workout routine!"