45 Funny walking quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

  Commentary:
  Paws before you scare! 😅🐶🚶‍♂️🛑

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a solid plan. I’d only walk 500 steps and then demand a snack break 🍕🚶‍♂️😅

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a chance for Jeff's legendary 'grill master' pose to be immortalized in bronze! 🍔🔥🗿"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

  Commentary:
  "At least you don't have to deal with dragons or jewelry issues! 🧙‍♂️🔥💍😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

  Commentary:
  "Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo's journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

  Commentary:
  "When you're in the Walking Olympics and nobody told your friend 😂🏃‍♂️🏅 #CatchMeIfYouCan"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: where you can have a full-blown conversation with yourself and suddenly find a whole cheer squad of random strangers joining in 🤪👏 #EchoChamber"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "If you ever go for a walk with me, be prepared for some unintentional bumping! I like to add a little zigzag to keep things interesting. Who needs a straight line anyway? Let's keep it lively and bumpy together! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the real horror of being a zombie is not the brain-eating or the decay, but just the sheer amount of cardio involved? No wonder they're always moaning – those poor undead souls just need a rest day!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like he's leveling up in real life too – in the art of rolling, that is. Who needs walking when you can roll your way to victory? Just make sure he doesn't start looking for hidden power-ups around the house!"

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