43 Funny walking quotes

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  29 minutes ago

  View →: They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.
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  2 months ago

  View →: If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Walking on egg shells? In this economy?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.
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  4 months ago

  View →: At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)
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  5 months ago

  View →: I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.
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  5 months ago

  View →: At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.
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  5 months ago

  View →: These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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