Funny weapon quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

  Commentary:
  Guess you could say warfare really is taking an ad-vanced approach these days! 🎮🔫😂

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your ex-wife's taking 'bombshell' to a whole new level! 💣😅 #RadioactiveRomance"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

  Commentary:
  "Filing taxes just got a *lot* more explosive! 💥💣😅 #StayOnTheirGoodSide"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's why Mondays feel like a glitch in the matrix! 😅🔧🚀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out! My skill with a blade is only matched by my love for Shakira! 🎶⚔️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the inventor of the cannon probably thought they'd go down in history for their 'explosive' invention, only to see cannons now firing out adorable t-shirts 🎉👕 Talk about a major wardrobe upgrade! #FromBoomToBloom"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, nothing like sipping on a golden smoothie while achieving inner peace 💰🧘‍♂️ Who knew enlightenment could be so lavish? #SpiritualLuxury"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

  Commentary:
  🎯🤦‍♂️ Don't put all your spears in one throw! Remember, sharing is caring, but sharing your spear with the enemy might not be the best strategy. It's like playing catch, but with pointy ends involved! Keep your spear close and your aim closer! 🔥🤣

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