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The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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Salary week, but salary weak.

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Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

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“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

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Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

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The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

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Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

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My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

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Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

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That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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