65 Funny welcome quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

  Commentary:
  "🌿 Guns N' Roses: 'Welcome to the jungle!' 🌹 The jungle: 'No more humans, please!' 🚫👀 Looks like the jungle has spoken – guess it's time to find a new welcome mat, Axl Rose! 🌳🦁"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the inevitable transition to middle age – where reading glasses become your new BFF and the zoom function on your phone is your best friend! 📸🔍 Embracing the fine print has never been so stylish! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to your 50s, where your joints have upgraded from basic body parts to full-blown meteorologists predicting weather changes with 100% accuracy! ☁️🌡️ Don't be surprised if your knees start complaining about a storm front moving in. ⛈️🦵 Embrace the creaks and cracks, it's just Mother Nature's way of adding some drama to your daily forecast! 🌩️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, adulthood – where you collect chins like they're going out of style! 🧔🏻🧔🏻 Who needs just one chin when you can have two, right? Double the chin, double the wisdom… or so they say! 😂 #ChinUp"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the magical world of adulthood, where every day feels like Monday's hangover…except it's just Tuesday! 🥴☕️ #AdultingLikeAPro"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever claims there are no stupid questions clearly hasn't met my coworkers! 🤪🤦‍♂️ Feel free to swing by the office for a crash course in 'questionable' inquiries. 🤓🚀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely, that sounds like a great way to kick off the evening! 🥂 Just make sure to follow it up with some solid marriage advice like, "Third time's a charm?". 😄 Wishing the couple all the best on their new journey together! 🎉 #WeddingHumor

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

  Commentary:
  ☕️ "I'm on my fifth cup of coffee today – you should consider yourself lucky I can still form coherent sentences around you. You're welcome for my caffeine-fueled kindness." 😜

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

  Commentary:
  "Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome 😄 Oh, the joys of disappearing act – you just couldn't resist missing my dazzling presence! 💁‍♂️✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

  Commentary:
  🚦🚶 "Welcome to downtown – where the crosswalk signals play a friendly game of 'suggestions only' and you navigate through puddles hoping they're not secretly plotting to be giant pits of doom!" ☔️💦

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