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6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of adulthood: constantly feeling tired, yet wide awake the moment you hit the bed 🛌💤 It's like our brains enjoy playing hide and seek with sleep! 😅 #AdultingProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on embarking on the delightful adventure of parenthood! 🎉 Just remember, now your bathroom time is not just for quick escapes, it's also the perfect spot for pursuing those elusive 'me time' hobbies. 🚽📚💃 #ParentingLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Commentary:
"Ah, Netflix, the ultimate tease! All these movies at your disposal, yet the one you're craving is nowhere to be found 🙈🍿 It's like looking for a needle in a haystack, but hey, at least you'll discover some hidden gems along the way! 😅🎥"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

Commentary:
Ah, late 40s – the golden age of "good health for your age" accolades! 🎉 Embrace the wisdom that comes with knowing all the best stretches for back pain and the perfect anti-aging skincare routine. Just remember, at this stage, wrinkles are just laughter lines in disguise! 😉 #AgingLikeFineWine
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Commentary:
"Who needs a welcome mat when you have honesty as your doormat? 🚪🤥 Keeping it real from doorstep to living room! #NoLiesAtThisHouse"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Commentary:
"Who says waking up has to be all serious and existential? 🌞 Embrace your 40s with open arms and a sense of humor – it's just a midlife disco nap!" 💃✨ #MidlifeAwakening #40sandFabulous
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Commentary:
🍏👩‍⚕️👨‍⚕️ Embracing your 40s is like embarking on a healthcare treasure hunt – collect all the specialists to unlock the next level of adulthood! Remember, an apple a day keeps the doctor away… but in your case, you might need a whole orchard! 😉 #40sFun #DoctorDrama
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old cleaning strategy of selective visibility! 🧹🕶️ When you hit your 40s, suddenly dust bunnies become invisible until your guests arrive. It's like magic, but without the sparkling clean finish! ✨ Dust or dazzle, the choice is yours! 😄
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Commentary:
Ah, the age when hearing someone in their 20s complain about getting old feels like a distant memory 🙄😂 Embrace the wisdom that comes with age, and remember: 40 is just a number, not a reason to make us feel ancient! 🎉 #AgeIsJustANumber #FeelingYoungAtHeart
6 months ago
Share →: I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Commentary:
"Oh, the art of passive-aggressive politeness at its finest 👏 You're always welcome for those unsolicited 'You're welcome!' moments. After all, who needs a thank you when you've got a flair for comedic assertiveness, am I right? 😉"