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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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I'm basically a solar-powered burrito: extra sunshine in summer, wrapped snug in winter! ☀️🌯❄️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comfort, easy, feed, happiness, happy, keep, me, mood, summer, sunshine, warm, warmth, weather, winter on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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