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Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

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508 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,101

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Updated

Dec 23, 2025

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Going bananas on Facebook:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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18 shares on Telegram this month:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

71 shares on X this month:

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

73 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

38 shares on X this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

Making waves on X:

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

Trending via Telegram:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Just shared via Slack:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Going viral on Instagram:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Shared recently on X:

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

Broadcasted on Slack:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Broadcasted on Threads:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Live now on TikTok:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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