20 Funny 12 quotes

• It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

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  12, book, book lover, bookshelf, buy, days, Funny, humor, lover, procrastination, read, reading, sometimes, time

• I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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  12, animal, childhood, cow, debt, fair, finger, funny memory, gesture, humor, i, karmic, karmic debt, memory, middle, middle finger, state, state fair, still, time

• If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

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  2 months ago

  12, 1970s, 1980s, 80s, anything, humor, i, keith, Keith Richards, Marlboro, Marlboros, million, resilience, richards, smoking, survival, survive

• “Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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  2 months ago

  12, adolescence, age, bro, everything, frustration, growing, growing up, humor, i, life, life struggle, nothing, okay, sarcasm, struggle, turned

• Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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  2 months ago

  12, every, humor, invite, meeting, microsoft, productivity, stress, Teams, technology, testosterone, workplace

• Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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  2 months ago

  12, addiction, chocolate, day, eye, hearing, humor, lost, struggle

• A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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  2 months ago

  12, 12 step, couch, exercise, getting, humor, just, laziness, me, motivation, program, self-improvement, step

• Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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  2 months ago

  12, business, business days, days, humor, me, nobody, outfit, parenting, preparation, put, snow, snow outfit, struggle, toddler, told, winter

• I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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  12, age, drink, furious, humor, i, joke, old, parents, whiskey, year

• Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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  2 months ago

  12, 3, 4, before, charge, comedy, directing, episodes, films, humor, movie, movie order, order, sci-fi, star, Star Wars, wars, Yoda

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