18 Funny 20 quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

  Commentary:
  👩‍🍳🔥 "Big shout out to all the rebellious chefs out there, throwing caution to the wind and sticking with their 180°C for 20 minutes method! Who needs instructions anyway, right? Keep on baking on the wild side!" 🤣👨‍🍳

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

  Commentary:
  "Really, where's the extra incentive for drafting those *fire* emails, right? 💸💻 Who knew that a few dollar bills could make email chains more thrilling than a spy mission? 🔥💼 #TipMeIfYouLikeMyEmails"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the joys of raising teens – the masters of independence and the art of wallet whispering simultaneously! 🤑👩‍👧‍👦💸 #TeenageTales #ParentingAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

  Commentary:
  Oh, please! 🍌👵🏼 Those bananas have seen more life than a 20-year-old claiming tiredness! 😂 Time to peel away those excuses and embrace youthful energy! 💪 #BananasOverMillennials

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

  Commentary:
  "Bruschetta: the food that leaves you torn between enjoying its deliciousness 🤤 and regretting the aftermath cleaning 🧹. It's a culinary rollercoaster ride! 🍅🥖 #MessyButWorthIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Hollywood has found a more renewable resource than actual pandas – the beloved Kung-Fu Panda franchise! 🐼🥋 Who needs real pandas when you have Po and the Furious Five bringing the laughs and kicks on the big screen? Maybe the next movie should be titled "Kung-Fu Panda: Pandamonium"! 🎬😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

  Commentary:
  "Spending $20: the classic tale of good intentions and sneaky temptations 🤑💸 Just like a game of 'would you believe,' your wallet always ends up saying 'Oh, I believe it, all right!' 🙈💸 #OopsIDidItAgain"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

  Commentary:
  📦 "Ah, the classic case of 'box tossing remorse' – who knew that a simple cardboard container could spark such existential uncertainty? 🤔 Perhaps in 20 years, that box will be celebrated as a lost treasure, forever haunting your husband's dreams… 😅 Just remember, in the world of boxes, one person's trash is another person's future storage solution!"

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