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1 month ago
Share →: Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Commentary:
"Counting down the minutes until Monday like it's a Netflix release! 🎬⏰😂 #WeekendWhereArtThou"
2 months ago
Share →: I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Commentary:
"**Me:** Just says 'hello' 👋
**My comments section:** An accidental Shakespearean drama unfolds 🎭🤔😆"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggles of method acting without a script to follow 🎭🍔 It's a tough gig being a non-actor in the lead role of your own life's drama! Just remember, you're always Oscar-worthy in the highly acclaimed film of your everyday adventures 🎥🌟 #LifeOfNonActor
6 months ago
Share →: “I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Commentary:
"Oh, reading 20 books, huh? That’s cute. Try keeping up with my 50,000 tweets marathon! 📚🤳 Who needs novels when you have Twitter for instant literary gratification? 🐦😂"
6 months ago
Share →: A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

Commentary:
"Getting a 20% discount is like winning a battle but losing the war 🛡️💰 Don't be fooled by flashy offers, make sure you can handle the aftermath! 😅💸"
6 months ago
Share →: The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate test of love and patience – the parental purging request for your treasure trove of 'memorabilia'! 📦😅 It's like being asked to part with a piece of your historic treasure map that leads to nostalgic treasures, or at least that's what you tell yourself to avoid tossing those beloved junk boxes!"
6 months ago
Share →: Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Commentary:
👩‍🍳🔥 "Big shout out to all the rebellious chefs out there, throwing caution to the wind and sticking with their 180°C for 20 minutes method! Who needs instructions anyway, right? Keep on baking on the wild side!" 🤣👨‍🍳
6 months ago
Share →: Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Commentary:
"Really, where's the extra incentive for drafting those *fire* emails, right? 💸💻 Who knew that a few dollar bills could make email chains more thrilling than a spy mission? 🔥💼 #TipMeIfYouLikeMyEmails"
6 months ago
Share →: Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Commentary:
"Oh, the joys of raising teens – the masters of independence and the art of wallet whispering simultaneously! 🤑👩‍👧‍👦💸 #TeenageTales #ParentingAdventures"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Commentary:
Oh, please! 🍌👵🏼 Those bananas have seen more life than a 20-year-old claiming tiredness! 😂 Time to peel away those excuses and embrace youthful energy! 💪 #BananasOverMillennials