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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.
Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.
I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.
Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.
Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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4 months ago
Share →: The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic gamer dichotomy: unleashing havoc on virtual worlds or meticulously organizing spreadsheets. It's like choosing between chaos and order, between slaying dragons and slaying data. 🎮💥💼 Who needs real-life adventures when you can battle monsters or conquer formulas from the comfort of your own screen? Choose your weapon: a sword or a mouse—both equally formidable in their own realms! ⚔️🖱️ #GamerLife #Spread
4 months ago
Share →: Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Commentary:
Just call it quality control testing! 😂👌 Who needs a fitness tracker when you've got a couch to confirm your dedication to relaxation? 🛋️💪 #CouchPotatoGoals
4 months ago
Share →: Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to shuffle those cards and aim for the ultimate fashion statement of matching fanny packs this summer! ♠️🃏♦️ #AccessoryGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Commentary:
"Running: the only sport that makes you question your life choices mid-stride 🏃‍♂️😅 #RunnerProblems"
4 months ago
Share →: Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Commentary:
🍅🎸 "When life gives you tomatoes, go rock out! Nothing says 'party' quite like confusing the band and tickling your taste buds at the same time. 🤘🍅 Who needs maracas when you've got fresh produce? Keep the musicians on their toes and your snacks conveniently close by. Tomatoes are truly the unsung heroes of the concert scene!" 🍅🎶
4 months ago
Share →: Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Commentary:
"Maybe those who love escape rooms just prefer their puzzles without the added challenge of assembling furniture 🤔🔍 #EscapeRoomVsIKEA"
4 months ago
Share →: Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Commentary:
🐎🦘 "Riding through the animal kingdom like Goldilocks trying out different chairs… 'This one's too bumpy, this one's too slow, ahh, horses are just right!' 🤣"
4 months ago
Share →: Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Commentary:
"Who needs a mountain when you have a bag of trail mix, am I right? 🏞️🥜 Next time someone questions your exercise routine, just tell them you're on a rigorous trail mix hike! 💪😂 #SnackGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Commentary:
"Who knew that the ultimate diet plan was just a comfy pillow away? Forget counting calories, just count sheep and let those extra pounds snooze away!"
4 months ago
Share →: I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of passive aggression in exercise! Nothing like a long walk to let off steam and leave annoyance in the dust…literally."