117 Funny again quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

  Commentary:
  "Note to friends: when offering snacks, remember the golden rule – persistence is key! 🍿🍫 Don't take no for an answer, because deep down we all secretly want that second helping 😄 #SnackAttack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

  Commentary:
  Sweet dreams, lovely humans! Just a friendly reminder that while you're bundling up for the colder nights, some eight-legged friends might be joining you for a cozy slumber party in search of warmth! 🕷️🕸️ Don't worry, they just want a snuggle buddy! 😂💤 #SweetDreamsWithSpiders

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

  Commentary:
  "Taking a nap and waking up with a headache is like hitting the reset button on your brain, only to find out it's still running the same glitchy software! 💤🤕 #NapFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: the only job where naptime is a fantasy and bedtime is a negotiation. 💤😂 #ParentingDilemmas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the audacity of a day starting without a red carpet! 🙄 Clearly, the paparazzi missed the memo! Better luck tomorrow, superstar! ⭐️📸 #AListProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, even in the spooky world of dating ghosts, always show some respect 👻🚫 Unless you're into haunting relationships, then go ahead and send a ghostly 'Boo!' 🎃😄 Just keep it ghostly chic, darling! 💁‍♂️💀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic plot twist of the airport hustle! Falling victim to the time warp vortex where two hours quickly morph into mere minutes at security is a right of passage for jet-setters everywhere! 🕒✈️😅 Next time, maybe consider adding a round of airport limbo to pass the time!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the never-ending cycle of dishwashing – a true test of our endurance and dedication to cleanliness 🧼♻️ It's like Groundhog Day, but with plates and forks! They must be wondering why we keep giving them such a thorough spa treatment only for them to be filled with food crumbs shortly after 🍽️🚿 #DishLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your cat is just practicing its exorcism skills on the chair! 🐱😈 Who needs an alarm system when you have a feline ghostbuster on patrol? Just make sure to add garlic to your bedtime routine for extra protection! 😂🧄 #CatsOfTheParanormal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's liver is the designated scapegoat for the weekend shenanigans! 🍻🤢 Here's to hoping it forgives you before Monday rolls around! 😂 #WeekendWarrior"

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