90 Funny AI quotes

• Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

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  2 months ago

  AI, artificial, artificial intelligence, call, fauxtograph, generated, generated picture, humor, intelligence, joke, photography, picture, why, wordplay

• Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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  2 months ago

  AI, answer, artificial intelligence, ChatGPT, day, ever, every, everyday, frustration, humor, i, keys, suing, where

• We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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  2 months ago

  AI, AI bot, alive, bot, bots, country, drinking, drinking water, dumbest, entertain, entertainment, high-speed, high-speed rail, humor, infrastructure, people, porn, rail, satire, steal, technology, theft, water, water theft

• Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

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  2 months ago

  AI, automation, confidence, humor, incorrect, irony, job, lost, technology, unemployment

• We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

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  3 months ago

  AI, AI video, car, cars, cool, eat, flying, flying car, future, humor, jackson, McDonald’s, michael, Michael Jackson, showing, stuff, technology, video, videos

• Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

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  3 months ago

  AI, center, conservation, data, data center, drink, drinking, humor, much, need, only, please, resource, sure, technology, thirst, thirsty, too, water

• “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

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  3 months ago

  after, AI, bathroom, bathroom break, behavior, break, clocking, clocking in, coming, human, human behavior, humor, ID, job, jobs, poop, productivity, right, take, toilet, work, workplace

• I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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  3 months ago

  AI, brushing, brushing teeth, conservation, corporation, environment, faucet, humor, i, ruin, spend, teeth, turning, water, water conservation, while

• Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

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  3 months ago

  AI, before, birth, born, dead, death, dystopia, future, glad, got, humanity, humor, i, internet, life, technology, time

• Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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  3 months ago

  AI, automation, bad, employment, explain, good, humor, immigrant, irony, job, jobs, me, somebody, take, technology, why

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