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Funny America quotes offer a humorous look at the quirks and charm of the land of the free! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ˜‚ From witty remarks about American culture to playful observations on the country’s unique traits, these quotes capture the lighter side of life in the USA. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun aspects of America! πŸ˜„πŸ”

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: β€œBuilt in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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