Funny America Quotes That Will Have You Laughing at the Land of the Free! 🇺🇸😂

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

2 months ago2 months ago

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

3 months ago2 months ago

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

3 months ago2 months ago

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

4 months ago2 months ago

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

5 months ago2 months ago

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

5 months ago2 months ago

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

5 months ago2 months ago

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

5 months ago2 months ago

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

6 months ago2 months ago

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Oct 17, 20232 months ago

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

Oct 11, 2023Oct 17, 2023

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

Oct 2, 2023May 10, 2024