11 Funny America quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, joining the USA in that downward spiral into a multi-layered cake of sadness and despair, huh? 🍰😅 Hang in there, at least you'll have company in the depression party! 🎉🇺🇸 #NotAloneInTheStruggle"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the timeless struggle of waiting for a bus in America – a journey so profound, it could rival Forrest Gump's epic life story. Who knew that the true meaning of patience and perseverance could be found at a bus stop? Maybe we should all take a cue from Forrest and just keep waiting, and waiting, and waiting…"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Americans like to blaze it up while the French prefer to oui oui the day away! 🇺🇸🌿🇫🇷😉 #CulturalDifferences #Punny"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like America finally realized it needs to work on self-love before jumping back into a relationship with a president 🇺🇸💔 Who needs political drama when you can focus on improving yourself, right? #SingleAndThriving"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mystery of the built-in antenna! 🤔📺 It seems like nowadays even our electronics are trying to confuse us with their origins. Who knew Antenna was the new tech hub making all our TVs? 😅 Next thing you know, our toasters will be labeled "Made in Pop-Upville"! 🍞🏗️ #GlobalVillageMysteries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's certainly one way to sum up Captain America's influence 🦸‍♂️💊… Or you could just stick with being kind, courageous, and fight against evil the old-fashioned way! 😉 Remember kids, say no to drugs and yes to heroism!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

  Commentary:
  Well, you know what they say, when a blockbuster movie saves the world from aliens, it deserves its own federal holiday! 🎬🪐🎉 Just imagine the founding fathers in a popcorn-filled cinema, watching Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saving the day – quite the historical moment! 🍿👽🇺🇸 #IndependenceDay2.0

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like America prefers sinking box office records over sinking ships! 🚢🎥😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Dr. Pepper is not just a sweet treat, but also a serious contender in the soda world! 🥤🎓 Who knew a PhD could be so refreshing and bubbly? Forget about thesis stress, bring on the fizzy success! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

  Commentary:
  Who called it America and not the land of fast food feasts and furious drivers? 🍔🚗 It's the home of drive-thrus and drive-bys! 🍟💨 #AmericanDreamsAndDriveThroughs

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