181 Funny animal quotes

Funny animal quotes celebrate the delightful and often hilarious antics of our furry, feathered, and scaly friends! 🐾😂 From comical observations about their behaviors to witty remarks about their quirks, these quotes bring out the charm and humor in the animal kingdom. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun side of our animal companions! 😄🐶

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

Commentary:
Well, well, it seems the otters have upgraded from swimming to carpentry! These crafty little animals are really making waves in the construction industry 🌊🛠️. Who knew that behind those adorable faces, they were actually building some impressive dams! Keep it up, otter beavers! 🦦👷‍♂️🏗️

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

Commentary:
"Pet owners have a talent for assigning multiple identities to their furry friends – Meet Snoopy, a.k.a. Booboo and Thicky Boy! 🐶🤣 Who knew our pets were such masters of disguise? 😄"

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Commentary:
"Who knew pet insurance came with a 'pawsome' bonus? 🤣🐾 It's like a 'poo-dle' of fun while your dachshund gets pampered at the vet! Talk about a 'fetching' deal! 🐩 #PetInsurancePerks"

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those alligators…they've got a long memory and an even longer lifespan! 🐊💯 Better be on your best behavior or they just might outlast you and see you later! 😂"

The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

Commentary:
Ah, the majestic goose – known far and wide for its melodious honks and smooth saxophone skills! 🎷🇨🇦 Just imagine a goose soloing on a saxophone, causing chaos and mayhem all around it. It's a unique blend of music and mischief that only our Canadian goose friends can provide! 🦢🎶 #GooseSymphony

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate balance of feline foolishness! 🐱🤪 Bringing two cats into your home is like starting a never-ending comedy duo act. One provides the laughs with its baffling dumb decisions, while the other keeps you on your toes with its perpetual peskiness. It's the perfect recipe for a madcap household! 😂🐾"

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Commentary:
"Need to know my mood? Just check my animal video sharing history – one moment it's adorable puppies melting your heart, the next it's a sassy cat serving up some serious attitude 😼🐶 #MoodSwingsInHD"

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Commentary:
"Who needs a backseat driver when you've got a horse with an attitude 🐴🚗 Trading horsepower for horsepower may have been a step backward in river-crossing capabilities! 🏞️😂"

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Commentary:
"Why did the chicken stay silent during the brainstorming session? 🐔 Because it couldn't think outside the bawks! 🤣 Maybe it just needed to hatch a better idea! 🐣💡"

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of it all! 🐔😋 If only chickens were in on the secret of their deliciousness, maybe they'd have a little more sympathy for our poultry-loving ways. 🍗😅 Oh well, ignorance is bliss, right?"

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