110 Funny animal quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a therapist when you can have a penguin therapist? 🐧💙 Let those flippers and adorable waddles work their magic on your blues! Just remember, penguins may not give the best advice, but they sure know how to bring a smile to your face! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

  Commentary:
  Attempting to transport a pet to bed is akin to persuading a grumpy, stubborn blob of molasses to cooperate 🐱💤 It's a literal struggle of fluff and frustration!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe all wolves need is some love and positive reinforcement to unleash their inner 'good boy' potential! 🐺🐶 Who knows, they might start wagging their tails instead of howling at the moon! 🌕😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

  Commentary:
  🐄🌪️ "Moo-ve over Hollywood, the real stars of the storm are ready to milk their moment in 'Twister 3: The Udder Chaos'! Get ready for a whirlwind adventure full of cow-nundrums and hoof-tastic twists! 🎬🤣 #MooVieMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

  Commentary:
  Watch out for those sneaky pigeons 🐦! They may seem harmless, but their coo could be the start of a revolution 🕊️💥. Remember, even the tiniest birds can have big plans! 🤣 #PigeonTakeover

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to guilt trip your cat into eating, huh? 😼🌍 Must be some intense competition among the hungry felines in Catfrica! Maybe your cat's just holding out for a VIP invite to the Catfrica feast 😂🍽️ #CatDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

  Commentary:
  🦝 "Looks like someone's been spending a bit too much time in the trash… or maybe just on the internet! It's all fun and games until you start getting the sudden urge to hoard shiny objects, right? Stay paw-sitive, my friend! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

  Commentary:
  "Why call them sea lions when they're basically just soggy doggies trying to be fancy with their roar-roar instead of woof-woof? 🌊🦁🐶 #SoggyDoggies"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

  Commentary:
  "Who wouldn't want to give an elephant a trunk upgrade? 😂🐘 Talk about making a real change even after you've kicked the bucket! #OrganDonationGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

  Commentary:
  "Let's be real, those animals always steal the show! 🦁🐊 Who knew nature's fierce side could be so entertaining? #TeamAnimal"

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