54 Funny annoying quotes

• Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

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  1 week ago

  annoying, behavior, cat, cats, causation, coughing, grooming, hairball, humor, just, pet, pet behavior, sense, sometimes, thing, think

• If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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  2 weeks ago

  air, annoying, annoying behavior, behavior, finger, finger quotation, humor, interaction, introduction, job, job title, little, prank, quotation, sarcasm, social, social interaction, someone, title

• Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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  2 months ago

  aging, am, annoyance, annoying, getting, humor, i, just, observation, older, people, sarcasm

• No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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  2 months ago

  6th, annoying, being, communication, ever, humor, joke, language, love, love language, relationship

• Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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  2 months ago

  annoying, appear, child, children, friend, friendship, humor, i, parenting, regret

• Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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  2 months ago

  annoying, annoying behavior, behavior, empty, empty seat, everyone, except, full, good, good morning, morning, next, people, right, room, seat, seats, sit, whole

• God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

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  2 months ago

  annoying, God, humor, ID, me, personality, powerful, relationship, too, woman, women

• Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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  2 months ago

  annoying, anxiety, being, chest, chest pain, discomfort, fear, i, me, need, nervousness, pain, public, public speaking, shy, shyness, speak, speaking, why

• So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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  2 months ago

  annoying, awkward, baking, bathroom, cake, doing, door, family, funny situation, humor, joking, privacy, situation, toilet

• Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, annoying, behavior, comedy, cost-free, costs, digital, digital interaction, dollars, guys, humor, interaction, internet, online, online behavior, remember, strangers, zero

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