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Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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Just landed via Facebook:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

Spotted on Snapchat:

We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

Seen just now on Slack:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Just landed via Telegram:

Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

55 Funny annoying quotes

Funny annoying quotes 😂😜 bring a delightful mix of humor and mild exasperation, making you chuckle even as you roll your eyes 🙄. Perfect for those moments when you want to poke fun at life’s little irritations or just need a giggle to lighten the mood. Whether you’re sharing with friends or keeping them for a rainy day, these quotes are your go-to for a playful blend of laughter and playful annoyance! 🤪✨

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Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

5 hours ago

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Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

9 hours ago

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The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

20 hours ago

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To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

2 weeks ago

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Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

1 month ago

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If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

1 month ago

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

2 months ago

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

2 months ago

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

2 months ago

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Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

2 months ago

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66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

51 shares on Threads this month:

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

71 shares on X this month:

Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

29 shares on YouTube this month:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

81 shares on Discord this month:

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

96 shares on X this month:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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You can’t ’48 Laws of Power’ me.

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Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Facebook:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Making waves on YouTube:

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Breaking via Telegram:

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

Just landed via X:

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

Shared recently on Threads:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

Breaking via Facebook:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Spotted on Discord:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Breaking via Telegram:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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