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What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

2 weeks ago

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

2 weeks ago

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

1 month ago

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

1 month ago

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

3 months ago

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

3 months ago

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

3 months ago

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

3 months ago

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

3 months ago

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

3 months ago

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

3 months ago

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

3 months ago

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

3 months ago

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

3 months ago

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

3 months ago

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

3 months ago

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

3 months ago

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

3 months ago

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

3 months ago

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

3 months ago