53 Funny asked quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: Where mealtime is a constant game of roulette 🍔🍕 Will you get a food vacuum or a time-traveling lunch skipper? Stay tuned to find out! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

  Commentary:
  Well, that doctor really knows how to deliver a diagnosis with a punch 🥊😂 Maybe it's time to switch to a new doctor who appreciates your good humor and sense of style! 💁‍♂️💕

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

  Commentary:
  "Big shoutout to all my fellow poker-faced pals out there! 🃏♠️ Who needs a range of facial expressions when you've got 'resting chill face' mastered? 😎 Keep calm and carry on, you mysterious beings. 🤔😄 #FacialExpressionGameStrong"

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