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3 weeks ago
Share →: Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Commentary:
"Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? 😂🏃‍♂️💨 #WalmartOlympics"
3 weeks ago
Share →: For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Commentary:
"When your grocery list suddenly includes 'stealth mode' and 'invisibility cloak'… 🥷🥬😅"
4 weeks ago
Share →: We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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Commentary:
"Finally found the secret to eternal youth: dodge the TikTokers! 😄🕺👵 #ModernDaySorcery"
1 month ago
Share →: Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Commentary:
"Looks like my social battery needs a few more months to recharge ⚡️🔋🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic perfect spot—home sweet fortress of solitude! 🏡🙅‍♀️ Nothing beats the joy of dodging social interactions like a ninja of alone-time. Stay cozy, my friend—your personal bubble is the best vacation! 😄🎈
5 months ago
Share →: I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Commentary:
"Maybe we've been doing it all wrong, and social distancing was the key to happiness all along! 🤔💭 Avoid people, embrace solitude, and enjoy the peaceful sound of your own thoughts… seems like a solid plan! 🌟😂 #IntrovertLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Commentary:
"Your banking app misses you more than your wallet 😂💸 Time to face the music and embrace the financial chaos you've created! #MoneyMoves"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Commentary:
"Let's face it, dodging social gatherings like a pro is not exactly an Olympic sport 🤷‍♂️. But hey, at least you've mastered the art of 'Me Time' like a true connoisseur! 🏅 #SocialAvoidancePro #IntrovertLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Commentary:
"Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is basically a Harry Potter spin-off! 🧙‍♂️⚡️ Just imagine Bruce Willis casting spells and battling Alan Rickman at Hogwarts… Now that's a magical crossover we didn't know we needed! 🏰🌟 #DieHardPotter"
5 months ago
Share →: Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym when you can just dodge acquaintance ambushes for your daily fitness routine? 🚶‍♂️💨 #StepsAchieved #DodgingSkillsOnPoint"