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Funny avoiding quotes are the perfect way to laugh off those awkward moments when you just want to dodge a question or escape a conversation 😂🚪. Whether you’re an expert at side-stepping or a pro at sneaky exits, these witty lines will have you chuckling and mastering the art of avoidance like a champ 🎭💨. Get ready to embrace the humor in running away—because sometimes, disappearing with style is the best move! 🕵️‍♂️✨

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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