17 Funny avoiding quotes

• Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

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  6 days ago

  avoiding, being, canceling, hours, humor, management, means, plan, plans, procrastination, spending, time, time management, writer, writing

• Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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  7 days ago

  acting, avoiding, avoiding talk, busy, conversation, coworker, i, life, personal, personal life, something, talk, tell, today, wants, workplace

• Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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  7 days ago

  avoiding, dating, humor, interaction, life, naked, new, people, relationships, seen, social, social interaction, trying

• You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, avoid, avoiding, avoiding people, awkward, awkward moment, conversation, ever, humor, interaction, middle, moment, people, social, social anxiety, social interaction, why

• Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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  1 week ago

  avoiding, buying, cost, costs, expense, girl, humor, math, money, shipping, shipping cost, shopping, shopping strategy, strategy

• I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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  1 week ago

  aging, aging process, am, avoiding, avoiding sunlight, being, costs, dark, dark humor, fine, humor, i, place, process, sarcasm, saying, self-deprecating, storage, sunlight, wine

• Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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  1 week ago

  activity, avoid, avoiding, avoiding someone, awkwardness, burn, calorie, calorie burn, exercise, exercise humor, funny activity, humor, i, just, know, social, social awkwardness, someone, trying, Walmart

• For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, avoidance, avoiding, awkward, awkward encounter, collision, encounter, grocery, grocery store, introvert, kind, person, running, social, social anxiety, store, worst

• We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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  1 week ago

  age, age joke, aging, avoiding, avoiding young people, comedy, humor, joke, just, people, sarcasm, young, younger, youth

• Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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  1 week ago

  activity, avoiding, excuse, fun, fun activity, humor, i, introvert, last, laziness, recovering, recovery, rest, sorry, staying, staying in, still, time

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