57 Funny awkward moment quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
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  4 months ago

  View →: No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.
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  5 months ago

  View →: At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.
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  5 months ago

  View →: By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment between birth and death.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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