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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

3 months ago

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

3 months ago

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

3 months ago

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

3 months ago

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

3 months ago

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

3 months ago

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

3 months ago

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

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That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

3 months ago

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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