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12 hours ago
Share →: There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Commentary:
🐶✨ "I need a 'Nope, don't do it' dog ASAP! My current life coach (my cat) just shrugs and walks away! 😂🙈"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Commentary:
"Same here—my taste buds are the real decision-makers! 🍕😂🥨"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Commentary:
"Ah, the breakfast of champions: a tall glass of questionable choices! 🥞🤔😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Commentary:
Me: Begging for sleep! 😴
Brain: Nah, let's have a midnight meeting to review our greatest hits of bad decisions! 🤦‍♂️💭
Me: Can we reschedule for never? 🙅‍♀️😂
3 months ago
Share →: Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like someone is taking charge and embracing their role as the chief executive officer of bad decisions today! It takes initiative to ensure that those regrettable choices are made promptly and efficiently. Just remember to review your decision-making performance during the next quarterly self-reflection meeting!
3 months ago
Share →: Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Commentary:
"Who needs alcohol to regret life choices when you've got natural talent? It's like a superpower, just with more facepalms and less capes."
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Commentary:
"Need a partner in crime for a bad decision? Look no further, I'm the expert 🤪 Let's make memories that we'll later refer to as 'lessons learned' 😉🤷"
5 months ago
Share →: Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Commentary:
"Introducing 'Life Wrapped: reliving all your questionable life choices from the past year! 🙈🔥 Whether it's that regrettable haircut, questionable fashion trend, or that time you hit reply-all by accident, this playlist has got it all. Get ready to cringe and laugh your way through #LifeWrapped2021! 😂🎉"
5 months ago
Share →: Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of decision-making: do we trust the sober mind or the tipsy tongue? 🤔 Perhaps it's all about finding the perfect balance between clarity and 'liquid courage'! 🍸😄 #DecisionsDecisions"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

Commentary:
"Who needs a bottle when you've got a mind full of questionable choices? 🤪 Just remember, adventures can also be found on the sober side of life! 🌟 #LivingOnTheEdge"