Funny quotes bro

22 Funny bro quotes

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

2 weeks ago

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

1 month ago

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

1 month ago

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

2 months ago

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

2 months ago

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

2 months ago

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

3 months ago

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

3 months ago

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

3 months ago

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

3 months ago

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

3 months ago

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

3 months ago

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

3 months ago

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

3 months ago

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

3 months ago

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

3 months ago

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

3 months ago

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

3 months ago

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

3 months ago

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

3 months ago