25 Funny bro quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.
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  3 months ago

  View →: She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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