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Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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Trending via TikTok:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Making waves on Reddit:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Going viral on Twitch:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

Going viral on WeChat:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Just landed via Instagram:

I have a very active anti-social life.

Trending via Instagram:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Just landed via Threads:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Shared recently on Discord:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Making waves on Discord:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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52 shares on Threads this month:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

39 shares on Slack this month:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

28 shares on YouTube this month:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

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Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

Spotted on YouTube:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Trending via Discord:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Trending via Snapchat:

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

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