57 Funny came quotes

• My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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  2 months ago

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• Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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  2 months ago

  arrival, attitude, being, being late, came, humor, i, late, least, management, never, punctuality, serious, should, time, time management, work

• I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, came, humor, i, moment, saw, situation, social, social situation

• I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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  2 months ago

  came, enjoy, heat, humor, ID, lot, me, mist, produce, refreshment, someone, summer

• Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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  2 months ago

  came, humor, joke, language, receipt, spelling, typo, wordplay

• Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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  2 months ago

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• I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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  2 months ago

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• What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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  2 months ago

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• Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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  2 months ago

  better, buy, came, castle, differences, everyone, humor, imagine, me, much, set, together, unity, world

• Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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  2 months ago

  appear, appearance, came, chicken, debate, egg, humor, just, matter, philosophy, question, still, thing, weird

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