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40 Funny came quotes

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn't forget, I just came to my senses.

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025
Menstruation is bizarre. It's like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
If women came with instructions, men wouldn't read them anyway.

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025