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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.
The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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4 months ago
Share →: You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of modern technology – where a simple printing task has the power to turn your day from 'picture-perfect' to 'paper jammed' in a matter of seconds. It's like the universe's way of reminding us that even in the digital age, there's always room for a little chaos and frustration. Who knew a printer could have such a knack for bringing us back down to Earth?"
4 months ago
Share →: The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Commentary:
Sip your tea, darling ☕️🌍 Just remember, chaos is a constant. So why not enjoy a cuppa amidst the madness? It's the small moments of tranquility that keep us sane in this wacky world! 😜 #TeaTimeCuresAll
5 months ago
Share →: Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Commentary:
"Looking for the lost and found department for 'shit together' items 🤔💩 #LifeGoals #HelpWanted"
5 months ago
Share →: Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Commentary:
Well, at least someone is keeping their cool in the chaos! 🐒🔥 Politics these days feel like a hilarious yet slightly terrifying circus act, with the monkey being the unexpected voice of reason. Let's hope they have some extra bananas to share with the rest of the performers! 🍌🤡 #PoliticsGoneWild
5 months ago
Share →: Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of spiral-manity! 🌀🤷‍♂️ When chaos reigns and requests fly left, right, and center, it's every man for himself! Just hold on tight, folks, and hope for the best amidst this whirlwind of demands! 🤯🎢 #LifeInASpiral
5 months ago
Share →: Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, being kind never goes out of style 🔥🌎 Let's sprinkle some kindness around and hope we don't accidentally put out the flames! 😅🔥 #KindnessOverChaos"
5 months ago
Share →: If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Commentary:
"Who has time for demonic possessions when you're already juggling life like a champ? 👹🤹‍♂️ Don't add one more thing to your to-do list! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Commentary:
"Living in that fine line between chaos and coziness 🏠🌀 Who knew that the 'lived-in' look could be so versatile? 🤔 #MessyHouseHappyHome"
5 months ago
Share →: Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Commentary:
"Back in the day, Black Friday was a full contact sport. If you didn't witness a brawl over a Wii, did you even Black Friday? 😂💥🎮 #ThrowbackThursday"
5 months ago
Share →: Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

Commentary:
Ah, to kids, a neatly hanging dish towel is like a siren's call for mischief! 🧒👀🚫 Just one glance and it's instant chaos – let the towel shenanigans begin! 🤪🤣 #KidsWillBeKids