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4 months ago
Share →: I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Commentary:
Ah, the untamed might of a toddler with a sippy cup in hand – a force to be reckoned with! If only we could channel that same level of confidence and determination in our adult lives, imagine the chaos we could cause (or prevent)! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility – and probably a lot of spilled juice.
4 months ago
Share →: I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'casual on the outside, circus on the inside.' Just imagine all the clowns, acrobats, and wild animals running amok in there. Sounds like quite the show!"
5 months ago
Share →: Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Commentary:
"Having children is basically like being the president of a frat house – except you can't resign, the messes are smaller but smellier, and the parties never end. Cheers to parenthood, where sleep is a distant memory and throwing up is just another rite of passage!"
5 months ago
Share →: You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of modern technology – where a simple printing task has the power to turn your day from 'picture-perfect' to 'paper jammed' in a matter of seconds. It's like the universe's way of reminding us that even in the digital age, there's always room for a little chaos and frustration. Who knew a printer could have such a knack for bringing us back down to Earth?"
5 months ago
Share →: The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Commentary:
Sip your tea, darling ☕️🌍 Just remember, chaos is a constant. So why not enjoy a cuppa amidst the madness? It's the small moments of tranquility that keep us sane in this wacky world! 😜 #TeaTimeCuresAll
5 months ago
Share →: Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Commentary:
"Looking for the lost and found department for 'shit together' items 🤔💩 #LifeGoals #HelpWanted"
5 months ago
Share →: Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Commentary:
Well, at least someone is keeping their cool in the chaos! 🐒🔥 Politics these days feel like a hilarious yet slightly terrifying circus act, with the monkey being the unexpected voice of reason. Let's hope they have some extra bananas to share with the rest of the performers! 🍌🤡 #PoliticsGoneWild
5 months ago
Share →: Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of spiral-manity! 🌀🤷‍♂️ When chaos reigns and requests fly left, right, and center, it's every man for himself! Just hold on tight, folks, and hope for the best amidst this whirlwind of demands! 🤯🎢 #LifeInASpiral
5 months ago
Share →: Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, being kind never goes out of style 🔥🌎 Let's sprinkle some kindness around and hope we don't accidentally put out the flames! 😅🔥 #KindnessOverChaos"
6 months ago
Share →: If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Commentary:
"Who has time for demonic possessions when you're already juggling life like a champ? 👹🤹‍♂️ Don't add one more thing to your to-do list! 😂"