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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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