39 Funny choices quotes

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow's hierarchy for no reason.

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

It's funny how quickly you become difficult if you don't always just say "yes".

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I know this ain't smart, but that never stopped me before.

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You're an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025