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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?
Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.
It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.
The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.
“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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5 months ago
Share →: The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Commentary:
"Career advice: Work hard now, so LinkedIn can work harder for you later! 🚀💼 #LinkedInEscapePlan"
5 months ago
Share →: Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Commentary:
"Excited to dive headfirst into a fresh year of questionable decisions like a boss! 🎉🤪 Who needs a coherent life plan when you have spontaneity as your sidekick? Let's make 2022 a year to remember (or forget)! 🤣🎆"
5 months ago
Share →: Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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Ah, the sweet illusion of adulting in your 20s – where the desire for fancy furniture is rivalled only by the dwindling bank account 😅💸 Dreaming of velvet sofas and marble countertops while living off ramen noodles and thrift store finds! #AdultingGoals #BrokeButStylish
5 months ago
Share →: Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Commentary:
"Who says being responsible is all it's cracked up to be? 🤷‍♀️ Embrace that inner wild child and let loose because life's too short to adult all the time! 🎉🙌 #IrresponsibleAdultGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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"Trying to choose between using the healing potion or embracing full-on madness like a chaotic wizard 🧙‍♂️ Decisions, decisions… Maybe insanity will be my new superpower! 😜🤪"
5 months ago
Share →: Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Commentary:
"Overthinking: When your brain goes on strike but your dumb decisions refuse to take a vacation 🧠🚫⛱️ #StruggleIsReal"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Commentary:
"Turning adulting into a spectator sport like 🍿… Just here for the entertainment, not the responsibility 😅🤷‍♂️ #AdultingAtAMinimum"
5 months ago
Share →: Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day struggle – striving for self-actualisation, yet bogged down by the pesky need to feed the nicotine beast at the bottom of the pyramid 🚬😆. Maslow didn't account for this bonus level of cravings and withdrawals!"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Commentary:
"Turning down a slice of pizza?! Now that's just unbrielievable! 🍕 But trusting someone? That's next-level unpredictability, let's hope it's not a pizza-delivery guy! 🤣 #lifechoices"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of being contrary begins with just a single 'no' instead of a mindless 'yes' 😏. Watch out world, here comes the difficult yet oh-so-refreshing individual! 💁‍♂️ #embracethecontrariness"