51 Funny choices quotes

• Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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  choices, consequences, drain, flow, humor, just, life, spiral

• Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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  2 months ago

  advice, choices, exactly, horrible, humor, irony, life, motivation, perspective, self-reflection, should, where, worry

• Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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  2 months ago

  able, adulthood, being, breakfast, choices, cooky, doing, eat, eating, humor, irony, responsibility

• Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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  2 months ago

  betraying, choices, crisis, destroying, existential, existential crisis, humor, life, life choices, nothing, self, twenty, yourself, youth

• As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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  2 months ago

  actually, adult, adult humor, bermuda, Bermuda Triangle, childhood, childhood fear, choices, crisis, disappearing, existential, existential crisis, fear, forever, humor, i, kid, life, life choices, random, random thoughts, thoughts, triangle, wondering

• If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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  2 months ago

  choice, choices, humor, irony, life, life choice, media, posts, ridiculous, self-deprecation, should, social, social media, think

• I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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  2 months ago

  bad, bad choice, being, choice, choices, crisis, existential, existential crisis, hell, humor, infinite, infinite loop, irony, just, life, life choice, loop, real, real hell, self-doubt, stuck, think

• The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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  2 months ago

  advice, career, career advice, choices, closer, decision, every, having, humor, i, job, life, life choices, LinkedIn, motivation, moves, only, professional, professional life, work

• Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, anticipation, brand, choice, choices, excited, excitement, full, fun, humor, life, life choice, new, new year, questionable, questionable choice, Resolutions, super, year

• Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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  2 months ago

  20s, actually, adulthood, afford, after, choices, furniture, humor, life, life choices, lust

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