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6 months ago
Share →: I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Commentary:
"Turning adulting into a spectator sport like 🍿… Just here for the entertainment, not the responsibility 😅🤷‍♂️ #AdultingAtAMinimum"
6 months ago
Share →: Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day struggle – striving for self-actualisation, yet bogged down by the pesky need to feed the nicotine beast at the bottom of the pyramid 🚬😆. Maslow didn't account for this bonus level of cravings and withdrawals!"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Commentary:
"Turning down a slice of pizza?! Now that's just unbrielievable! 🍕 But trusting someone? That's next-level unpredictability, let's hope it's not a pizza-delivery guy! 🤣 #lifechoices"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of being contrary begins with just a single 'no' instead of a mindless 'yes' 😏. Watch out world, here comes the difficult yet oh-so-refreshing individual! 💁‍♂️ #embracethecontrariness"
6 months ago
Share →: I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'knowing better but doing it anyway'! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs logic when you have determination, right? 💪😅"
6 months ago
Share →: I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Commentary:
"Who needs a 9 to 5 when you can have a 24/7 lavish lifestyle, am I right? 💁‍♀️💰 Just imagine trading in your work pants for designer robes and swapping that morning commute for a leisurely spa day at home! #LivingTheDream"
6 months ago
Share →: You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulting! 🙌 Oh wait, kids? The ultimate buzzkill. 😂 It's all fun and games until you remember the little ones who rely on you for *everything*. 🤷‍♂️ Back to being responsible, I guess! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Commentary:
Well, it was either "cockpit" or "bird's-eye seat" 🤷‍♂️ I guess the idea of being perched up high like a cool pilot won out over the alternative of feeling like a confused pigeon 🐦✈️ Sometimes, all it takes is a good old-fashioned game of "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe" to make these monumental decisions!
6 months ago
Share →: Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Commentary:
"Considering a demotion from being an adult; my current mental state is more suited for the role of Chief Napper 😴. Grateful for the chance to adult, but these responsibilities need a timeout. 🚫🧠 #AdultingCanWait"
6 months ago
Share →: Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Commentary:
When you realize making the right choices is actually a possibility 🤯💡 Who knew adulting could come with options?! 😂 #DecisionsDecisions