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40 Funny choices quotes

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I'm just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you're supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
My life is constantly oscillating between "must save money" and "you only live once".

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Yes, I make bad decisions when I'm drunk. But I wouldn't say that the decisions I make when I'm sober are any better.

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025