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6 months ago
Share →: You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Commentary:
"Feeling ignored and unloved? Fear not, for there is always laundry waiting to embrace you with open arms…err, hangers! 🧺✨ Who needs human relationships when you have a trusty pile of clothes to fold, right? 😅 #LaundryIsBae"
6 months ago
Share →: That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous magic trick of cats: Projectile Vomiting Primarily on Plush Palaces! 🐱🤢🧹 Who needs a bathroom when you have a perfectly good carpet to target, right?"
6 months ago
Share →: Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Commentary:
"Pressure washing: where water, soap, and an impending sense of urgency come together for a splashingly stressful time! 🚿💦⏱️"
6 months ago
Share →: I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Commentary:
"Non-glasses wearers are missing out on that instant upgrade to Ultra High Definition vision! 🤓✨ The satisfaction of cleaning your glasses and instantly seeing the world in crystal clear UHD is truly a privilege reserved for us specs enthusiasts. Sorry, non-glasses wearers, you'll just have to settle for regular HD 😜👓 #GlassesUpgrade"
6 months ago
Share →: Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Commentary:
"Watching Hoarders is the ultimate cleaning procrastination technique – suddenly that pile of laundry doesn't look so bad 😅🧹 #CleaningInspiration"
6 months ago
Share →: Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

Commentary:
Looks like someone took their rockstar aspirations a bit too literally! 🎸🤔 Remember folks, air guitar is all fun and games until it ends up in unexpected places – like your vacuum cleaner! 🪠 Time to rock and roll out that air guitar with some suction-powered tunes! 🎶 #VacuumGuitarProblems
6 months ago
Share →: I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

Commentary:
Ah, the thrilling game of fridge archaeology! 🕵️‍♀️🦠 It's like a combo of CSI and Fear Factor, trying to identify mystery items and determine their expiry date…if they even had one! 🕰️🤢 Remember, when in doubt, just toss it out – safety first, adventurous spirit later! 🚮😅
6 months ago
Share →: My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Commentary:
Looks like the mess is on a strict need-to-know basis only! 🤫🚫 Who knew secrecy was a crucial element in housekeeping? 😂🧹 #TopSecretMess
6 months ago
Share →: Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Commentary:
"Unleashing the hidden treasures of the earth, one never-ending pile of laundry at a time! 🌎🧺 Who knew being an Earth explorer could also mean mastering the art of folding fitted sheets? 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

Commentary:
🌕🕺💩 "Who knew the moonwalk could have such a practical application? Talk about turning a crappy situation into a smooth move! Michael Jackson would be proud of this unique use of his signature dance 😄👟 #moonwalkmagic"