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Funny cleverness quotes

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025