Funny cleverness quotes

• The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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• If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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• When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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• Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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• Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

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• Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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• It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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• The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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• Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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