58 Funny clothes quotes

• There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

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  1 week ago

  Adam, Adam Sandler, better, change, change clothes, changing, clothes, comfort, coming, feeling, fit, home, outfit, relaxation, sandler

• Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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  1 month ago

  appearance, behavior, clothes, dog, funny observation, home, homeless, humor, knows, leaving, nice, observation, only, pet, pet behavior, put

• I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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  2 months ago

  clothes, daily, daily life, doing, fashion, humor, i, laundry, life, lot, procrastination, someone, wear

• Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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  2 months ago

  chore, clothes, dryer, ever, feel, folding, household, household chore, just, laundry, procrastination, restart

• I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

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  2 months ago

  closet, clothes, clothing, clothing problem, confusion, fashion, full, humor, i, problem, style, understand, wardrobe

• I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, broke, clothes, crisis, fit, grown up, humor, i, identity, identity crisis, over-thinker, overthinker, pretty, remember, self-deprecation, stressed-out, sure, wanted

• Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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  2 months ago

  acting, animal, animal prank, big, closet, clothes, clothing, costume, crawl, humor, impersonation, insect, last, me, night, prank, saw, spider, trying, wardrobe

• I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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  2 months ago

  breakup, clothes, fire, gasoline, hit, humor, i, pile, relationship, sarcasm, tell, turbulence

• People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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  2 months ago

  caution, change, change clothes, clothes, glass, glass house, house, houses, humor, irony, live, people, privacy, vulnerability

• I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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  2 months ago

  clothes, humor, i, mood, new, okay, retail, retail therapy, sad, self-care, shopping, therapy

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