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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

2 weeks ago

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

2 weeks ago

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

2 weeks ago

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

1 month ago

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

2 months ago

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

2 months ago

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

2 months ago

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

2 months ago

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

2 months ago

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

3 months ago

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

3 months ago

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

3 months ago

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

3 months ago

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

3 months ago

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

3 months ago

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

3 months ago

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

3 months ago

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

3 months ago

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

3 months ago

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

3 months ago