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Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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Seen just now on Threads:

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Breaking via Facebook:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

Just landed via Snapchat:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

Trending via Slack:

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

Live now on WeChat:

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Trending via YouTube:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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22 shares on Facebook this month:

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

95 shares on X this month:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Trending via Twitch:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Shared recently on X:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Just shared via Reddit:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Just landed via Snapchat:

In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

Going viral on Instagram:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Just landed via Twitch:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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