Do you ever restart the dryer because you don't feel like folding the clothes yet?

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between laundry day and procrastination – where even the dryer gets a 'second chance' at drying clothes just to avoid that inevitable folding task! 🙃 #LaundryStruggles #ProcrastinationGoals"

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't make any plans right now… my wardrobe is too busy time traveling ⏳🔮 #VintageFashionista"

I'm a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you've got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Commentary:
"Ah, the triumphant return of the A-list clothes from the laundry battlefield! 💪🧺 It's like a glamorous reunion on the fashion frontlines… just watch out for any rogue socks still MIA! 🧦😂 #FashionistaProblems"

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Commentary:
Sounds like he had a one-of-a-kind cosplay going on there 🤪👕 No need for a costume party when you can just be yourself, right? 😂 #UniqueFashionChoices

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a chair could have a case of the Mondays 😆🪑 At least it's job security for the furniture! #LazyChair #LaundryLife"

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Commentary:
"Looks like the government shutdown is putting more pressure on your wardrobe than on politicians! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe we should all show up in our pajamas and call it a day! 😂"

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'pile-based approach' to fashion – truly avant-garde! 🤔👚🤷‍♂️ Who needs closets when you have a curated 'floor-robe'! 💁‍♀️👖 #FashionistaGoals"

You know it's been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's mission accomplished on the Thanksgiving front! 🙈🍗 Who needs stretchy pants when you have Thanksgiving feasts to conquer? 😆🦃 #WorthIt"

It's almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrilling transition from black summer to black winter wardrobe… the excitement is palpable! 🖤☀️❄️ Who needs a color wheel when you've got endless shades of darkness to choose from?"

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Commentary:
"Watch out world, we've got a double threat here! 🎭🍝 I'm not just a messy eater, I'm an artist spreading my sauce-stained canvas everywhere. Care for a food fight, or should I say, food flight? 🚀😂"