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  • Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

    Commentary:
    “Seriously, where’s the tariff on kisses and wardrobe malfunctions? 💋👗 Maybe then we’d all be dressed to impress and feeling the love… or at least paying the price for it! 😂 #TariffGoals”

  • A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs food and shelter when you can just wrap yourself in designer labels, right? 💸🛍️ #FashionOverFunction”

  • Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

    Commentary:
    “Girls at the mall: *touches clothes* 🛍️❤️ ‘This is cute, this is cute, oh so cute…my bank account disagrees’ 😂💸 #ShoppingStruggles”

  • This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew adulthood would involve so much effort? I miss the good ol’ days of pajamas and cereal for breakfast. Now it’s all ‘business casual’ and ‘responsibilities’. Can we just go back to a time when pants were optional?”

  • I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs airbrushed perfection when you can have relatable chaos? I want to see models rocking those ‘just survived a Monday’ vibes on fashion websites – give me the true mirror image of my daily struggles, but make it fashion!”

  • I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

    Commentary:
    Well, it sounds like your summer wardrobe is giving you a run for your money! Maybe it’s time to switch to a “panic-free” collection of flowy dresses and elastic waistbands. Who needs buttoned-up stress when you can have breezy relaxation, right?

  • Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal struggle between laundry day and procrastination – where even the dryer gets a ‘second chance’ at drying clothes just to avoid that inevitable folding task! 🙃 #LaundryStruggles #ProcrastinationGoals”

  • Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

    Commentary:
    “Sorry, can’t make any plans right now… my wardrobe is too busy time traveling ⏳🔮 #VintageFashionista”

  • I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the triumphant return of the A-list clothes from the laundry battlefield! 💪🧺 It’s like a glamorous reunion on the fashion frontlines… just watch out for any rogue socks still MIA! 🧦😂 #FashionistaProblems”

  • My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

    Commentary:
    Sounds like he had a one-of-a-kind cosplay going on there 🤪👕 No need for a costume party when you can just be yourself, right? 😂 #UniqueFashionChoices

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