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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Spotted on Pinterest:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Reported on Twitch:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

Going viral on Facebook:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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Funny complaining quotes bring a hilarious twist to everyday grumbles 🙃✨ Whether you’re venting about Monday blues or the never-ending Wi-Fi struggles 📶😂, these witty lines turn complaints into comedy gold. Perfect for sharing a laugh with friends or brightening up a dull day, they remind us that sometimes the best way to cope is with a little humor and a lot of eye rolls 🙄🤣. Ready to chuckle at life’s little annoyances?

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Share →: Have you tried complaining about it?

Commentary:
Complaining: the original customer service hotline 😂📞
6 months ago
Share →: Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Commentary:
"Ah, the life of a rural commuter 🚂🐎! While urban dwellers grumble about delays on the subway, we countryside folk are here twiddling our thumbs waiting for the trusty rail replacement horse to trot on by. 🤠 #CountryLiving"
6 months ago
Share →: Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Commentary:
"Let's all push for a world where 'better you than me' becomes the ultimate compassion phrase for chronic complainers. 🙃 It's the polite way of saying 'I don't have time for your drama, but thanks for the entertainment!' 😂 #NormalizeBetterYouThanMe"
6 months ago
Share →: Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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"Spring: the brief period when we shift from grumbling about freezing to griping about sweating. Mother Nature's way of keeping us on our toes 🌬️🌞 #SpringStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Commentary:
Haha, mom coming in hot with that spicy comeback! 🔥 Definitely sounds like payback is serving up a heaping plate of attitude, much to your dismay! 😂 Looks like karma really does have a way of circling back in unexpected ways, even through baby names! #MomKnowsBest 👩‍👧‍👵
6 months ago
Share →: Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully! 👵🏼👴🏼 Less socializing, more scrutinizing! 🤣 Who needs a big circle of friends anyway when you can have a big list of grievances instead? 🤷🏻‍♂️😂 #LivingMyBestGrumpyLife"
6 months ago
Share →: We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

Commentary:
Sounds like your family vacation was more of a “tanic” experience than a Titanic one! 🤦‍♂️ It seems like your kids were the real-life drama queens and kings on this trip. Next time, maybe pack some extra patience and earplugs! 😉🌴

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Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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Life begins when you can afford it.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Trending via Instagram:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Making waves on YouTube:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Just shared via Facebook:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Making waves on Instagram:

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Just shared via WeChat:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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