11 Funny complaining quotes

• Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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  18 hours ago

  am, attention, battle, complaining, complaint, everyone, except, fighting, honesty, humor, i, know, knows, loud, me, struggle, transparency

• It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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  20 hours ago

  bitching, breaking, complaining, frustration, heat, here, hot, hot weather, humor, just, moaning, sweat, weather

• Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

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  20 hours ago

  appearance, before, complaining, complaint, grooming, haircut, humor, men, need, ones, people, wait, waiting

• My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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  1 day ago

  am, complaining, day, deprivation, fatigue, favorite, humor, i, late, later, next, pastime, procrastination, should, sleep, sleep deprivation, staying, staying up late, tired

• Have you tried complaining about it?

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  2 months ago

  advice, complaining, complaint, humor, sarcasm, suggestion, tried

• Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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  2 months ago

  big, city, complaining, complaint, friend, here, horse, humor, i, minute, rail, replacement, sit, Subway, transportation, wait, waiting

• Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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  2 months ago

  better, better you than me, communication, complaining, everything, humor, keep, me, normalize, people, perspective, sarcasm, saying

• Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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  2 months ago

  call, cold, complaining, heat, humor, seasons, spring, time, weather

• Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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  3 months ago

  attitude, complaining, daughter, family, humor, i, me, mom, parenting, payback

• Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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  3 months ago

  aging, changes, complaining, getting, humor, interaction, less, life, life changes, means, older, people, perspective, social, social interaction, talking

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