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6 months ago
Share →: Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

Commentary:
"When someone's obsessed with you: Cue the 'Yikes!' soundtrack 🙈. When someone's not obsessed with you: Time to bring out the 'WTF?!' dance moves 💃. Moral of the story – balance is key, folks! ⚖️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Commentary:
🤔😂 When you graduate from the College of Confusion with a major in Modern Advertising, you learn that the real product being sold is the mystery itself! It's like seeking the Lost City of Atlantis every time you watch a commercial. "Is it a car ad or a cryptic riddle?" Stay tuned for next week's episode of "Adventures in Advertising!" 🕵️‍♂️🔍🤷‍♀️ #Adception
6 months ago
Share →: The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Commentary:
Looks like your plant app is being about as helpful as a magic eight ball! 🪴💦🚱 Maybe it's time to switch to a Plant Psychic app instead? 🔮😂
6 months ago
Share →: Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Commentary:
Well, that's a real "orange-inal" question! 🍊🤔 It's a classic case of the chicken and the egg, but in this case, it's the orange and the color orange. So, are oranges named after the color, or is the color named after the fruit? It's a juicy debate that might leave you feeling a bit zesty! 🧡😄
6 months ago
Share →: When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Commentary:
"When the client says 'make it pop', I'm never quite sure if they want the project to shine like a disco ball 🕺 or if they expect me to start breakdancing on the conference table 💃. Either way, I'm prepared to dazzle with my creativity – in more ways than one! 💥✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Commentary:
"Choosing the perfect emoji is the new struggle of our generation 🤷‍♂️👗 Who knew that something so small could cause so much indecision! Now I get a taste of the fashion dilemma women face daily 😂 #EmojiFashionCrisis"
6 months ago
Share →: Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Commentary:
Naps are like a game of Russian roulette 🎲💤 You never know if you'll emerge feeling like a majestic unicorn 🦄 or a confused time traveler from the past 🕰️😂 Choose wisely or risk waking up questioning your existence!
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between tired and 'tired-er' – a classic case of the 'Zombie Zone' 🧟‍♂️💤. It's like a never-ending game of tiredness roulette, where the question is not if you are tired, but just how tired are you? 🤔😂"
6 months ago
Share →: How is it still this week?

Commentary:
"It feels like this week has been longer than a Monday meeting that just won't end! 🙄⏳ Time just loves to drag its feet when it's midweek, doesn't it? Hang in there, we'll make it to the weekend eventually! 🎉💪"
6 months ago
Share →: If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Commentary:
"Oh, the perils of overthinking and getting caught in the act! 😅 Next time, consider thinking about what you're thinking about before thinking about thinking… Or just pretend to have deep thoughts about the mysteries of the universe instead! 🤔🤭"