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In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

Feb 3, 2026

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

Feb 2, 2026

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

Feb 2, 2026

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

Feb 2, 2026

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

Feb 2, 2026

I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

Feb 1, 2026

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Jan 30, 2026

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Jan 28, 2026

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

Jan 20, 2026

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

Jan 19, 2026