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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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My life is based on a true story.

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Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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Sailors wish they could swear like me.

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At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Making waves on Instagram:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Seen just now on X:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Spotted on Facebook:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Trending via Threads:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Broadcasted on X:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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