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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

3 months ago

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

3 months ago

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

3 months ago

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

3 months ago

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

3 months ago

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

3 months ago

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

3 months ago

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

3 months ago

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

3 months ago

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

3 months ago

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

3 months ago

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

3 months ago