35 Funny coping quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

  Commentary:
  "Life's too short to dwell on the small stuff – just sprinkle some LOLs and keep strutting like the fabulous unicorn you are! 🦄😂 #LaughItOff #StayFabulous"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing your inner insanity with elegance – the ultimate survival strategy in the face of life's endless 🐮💩! Who needs sanity when you've got style and a touch of madness? 😜👑 #GracefulInsanity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

  Commentary:
  Well, if only a sprinkle of self-control was as potent as a dash of salt 🧂 to stop these cravings! Maybe we can find solace in a bottomless pit of chocolate 🍫 or escape to an alternate reality where all wishes are granted by a magical pizza 🍕! Alas, the struggle of desire persists, leaving us searching for that elusive elixir of satisfaction! 🤔✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to choose between using the healing potion or embracing full-on madness like a chaotic wizard 🧙‍♂️ Decisions, decisions… Maybe insanity will be my new superpower! 😜🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical power of self-deception! 🤪💫 Who needs therapy when your inner gaslighter is up for the challenge? Just keep nodding along with your delusions and soon enough, your chaos will be mistaken for peace! 🌪️✨ #TheArtOfGaslightingYourself"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'fake it till you make it' strategy falling flat? 😅 Sounds like someone forgot to include some glitter and unicorn magic in the mix! 🦄✨ Time to swap out that facade for some real talk and maybe a sprinkle of actually dealing with it. You got this! 💪 #KeepingItReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'make-it-worse-before-it-gets-better' strategy, a bold move indeed! 🍹 At least your drink will keep you company through the storm clouds of melancholy ☁️. Chin up, cheers to finding the silver lining at the bottom of the glass! 🥂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is looking for a more 'hands-on' approach to self-care. 🤪🛠️ Maybe a little fresh air and sunshine would do the trick too! ☀️ Just be sure to leave the shovels for gardening, not self-improvement projects!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "trauma makes me funny" defense – sorry, but the comedic jury is still out on that one! 🤷‍♂️😅 It's like trying to justify a bad haircut with a sob story – nice try, but we're not buying it! 💇‍♂️😂 #ComedyCourtRuling

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a classic case of "rage management level expert"🔥🚫💀! Keeping that inner hulk at bay deserves a gold medal in self-control 👏🏅😅!

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