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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.
4 days ago
I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.
3 months ago
The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.
3 months ago
Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.
3 months ago
I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.
3 months ago
If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.
3 months ago
My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.
3 months ago