Funny correct quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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  Commentary:
  "When your brain is a full house and you're the permanent guest! 🧠🤯😅"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

  Commentary:
  "I thought I had a one-track mind, turns out it's more like a crowded party bus 🧠🚌 #MindMeldingProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

  Commentary:
  Seems like this employee was just thinking ahead to accommodate all preferences, even in the afterlife! 😂🔥⚰️ Who knew that in the funeral business, it's all about the final smoking vs. non-smoking section! #RestInPeaceOrInAshes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the haters were so spot on with their predictions? 🙄 It's almost like they had inside information! 😂 Well, at least they're consistent in their accuracy, right? 🤷‍♂️ Keep shining bright despite those 'correct' haters! 💪✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

  Commentary:
  🇫🇷 Ah, the universal gossiping language: French! These women clearly underestimated the multilingual powers of our not-so-dumb American friend here. 😏 Who knew being underestimated could be so entertaining? C'est la vie! 💁‍♀️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rare moment when a husband willingly opens the door to being corrected… Such a brave soul! 🤣 Here's to seizing those precious opportunities with gusto! 💁‍♀️🔥"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

  Commentary:
  "Thanks to Spotify, I'm the reigning champion of making up lyrics on the spot! 🎤😂 Who needs accuracy when you've got creativity, right? 🎶💬"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs accurate dinosaur knowledge when you've got a built-in corrector at home? 🦖👩‍🔬 Let the misidentification games begin! 🤭 #DadJokes #ParentingWin"

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