Funny cutting quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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