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Funny cutting quotes ✂️😂 are the perfect way to slice through awkward moments and add a little sass to your day! Whether you’re serving witty comebacks or just craving some clever wordplay, these sharp quips will have you laughing out loud and feeling oh-so clever. Ready to sharpen your wit and brighten your feed? Let’s dive into some seriously snappy humor! 🎉🔥

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Posted onFeb 8, 2025Feb 8, 2025

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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