Funny cutting quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs bling when you can save on the real important things like laundry detergent and toilet paper? 💸✂️ Where's the rap dedicated to that savvy shopper hustle? 🎤💰 #CouponGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the thrill of defying practicality by snipping away the resealable part of the frozen veggie bag! 🥦 Maybe it's not a toxic trait, just a rebellious stance against convenience. Who needs resealable bags anyway? Keep living on the edge, you trailblazer! 🌽😄 #AntiResealableRevolution"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs manners when you've got a Tesla? Cutting off these electric vehicles is the new merging strategy! 🚗💨 Sorry not sorry, gotta show off that autopilot feature somehow! 😏⚡️ #TeslaTrafficTakeover"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

  Commentary:
  ☕️🔋 "When coffee loses its spark, it's time to switch to battery-powered breakfast! ⚡️ Just make sure you're recharged and ready to go all day long…literally!" 🤣 #PowerUpWithBatteries #MorningEnergyBoost

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old debate: diagonal vs. horizontal sandwich cuts. Who knew it held the secret to perfecting revenge? 🥪⚔️ Just make sure the filling doesn't spill out before you get your sweet, non-diagonal revenge! 😉"

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