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Funny cutting quotes

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

2 months ago

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

2 months ago

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

3 months ago

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

3 months ago

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

3 months ago