Funny cutting quotes

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Funny Quotes Jan 18, 2025