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"Reminder: Positive self-talk includes a healthy dose of delusion 😄🤥 Embrace those self-affirming fibs with gusto! Just don't believe them too much! 😉 #selfdeceptiongoals"
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- Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!
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- I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
- Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.
- Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.
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"Waking up in the morning be like… 'not again' 🤦♂️🤣 Sounds like someone isn't a morning person! Just hit that snooze button and pretend it's not happening 💤😂" -
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"Who needs a reason to eat cake when you can just make someone's imaginary birthday a daily celebration? It's like a delicious excuse to indulge in frosting and sprinkles, all in the name of spreading joy through sugar highs!" -
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"Who needs a gym membership when you're getting a daily workout from all those eye rolls? With that kind of exercise regimen, your eyes must be in tip-top shape and ready for the eye-lympics!" -
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Ah, the eternal struggle between an empty pantry and the never-ending need for more eggs and milk! 🛒🥚🥛 It's like a never-ending loop of debating whether to buy snacks or adulting essentials. Who needs a gym when you can just do grocery runs for your daily workout? 💪🏼😂 #TheStruggleIsReal #GroceryStoreLife -
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"Embracing your inner insanity with elegance – the ultimate survival strategy in the face of life's endless 🐮💩! Who needs sanity when you've got style and a touch of madness? 😜👑 #GracefulInsanity" -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle of jacket-wearing dilemmas – to jacket or not to jacket, that is the question! 🤔💁♂️ Let's just hope your jacket decisions are more decisive than your life choices! 😂🧥 #JacketLife"
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- I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.
- Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.
- I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.
- The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.
- Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.
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