156 Funny daily quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

  Commentary:
  Sure, here's a funny comment for you:

  When you say "No," buckle up because you're about to get the deluxe tour of AI magic and non-stop marveling! 😂🤖✨

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

  Commentary:
  Starting the day with a side of dizziness and a sprinkle of existential dread, served fresh at sunrise! 🍽️🤪💸

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

  Commentary:
  When did coffee become a food group? ☕️🍽️😄

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

  Commentary:
  When your entire world falls apart because the dishes need rescuing from the dishwasher 😂🍽️🙄

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your kid graduated from the School of Slow Shoelace Tying! 🐢👟😄

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

  Commentary:
  Looks like coffee machines and babies both come with their own set of sleepless nights and surprises! ☕👶🤣

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

  Commentary:
  That level of commitment deserves a tick of approval… or maybe a sticky note reminder! 😂📋🖊️

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

  Commentary:
  Workout gains are great until your laundry pile starts lifting heavier than you! 🏋️‍♂️👕🥴

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: 89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

  Commentary:
  🚀😂 "When 'You look great!' becomes the new 'We're late!', fashionably running behind has never felt more glamorous! ⏰👠"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: “What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

  Commentary:
  Guess we're in a Hell Groundhog Day! Where's Bill Murray when you need him? 🔄🔥😅

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