22 Funny data quotes

• Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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  activity, data, enough, excel, fun, fun activity, habits, humor, i, insights, listening, music, personal, personal insights, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, spreadsheet, technology, want, wrapped

• Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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  analogy, asking, data, humor, restaurant, server, specials, tech, waiter

• If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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  1 month ago

  argument, charts, data, humor, i, prepare, prepared, prove, research, run, wrong

• People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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  always, analysis, celebrity, claim, data, day, death, die, expectation, humor, irony, love, people, unexpected

• Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

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  anything, data, data sale, data tracking, email, email spam, internet, internet security, know, middle, middle name, name, online, online signup, privacy, pro, pro-tip, put, sale, security, sign, signup, sold, spam, tip, tracking, website, website name, websites

• I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

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  call, dad, data, forget, funny memory, guy, i, me, memory, middle, middle school, need, never, Obama, phone, school, stop, tell, using, Verizon

• I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

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  1 month ago

  argument, arguments, change, change mind, communication, correct, data, debate, fact, facts, i, illness, logic, me, mental, mental illness, mind, minds, people, persuasion, present, think

• Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

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  AI, center, conservation, data, data center, drink, drinking, humor, much, need, only, please, resource, sure, technology, thirst, thirsty, too, water

• Source??? Pattern recognition.

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  analysis, data, data analysis, humor, logic, pattern, pattern recognition, questioning, recognition, science, skepticism, source

• Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

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  Amazon, camera, camera tape, collection, data, data collection, Facebook, file, Google, information, life, over, personal, personal information, privacy, surveillance, tape, technology, while, whole

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