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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.
A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.
Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.
Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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3 months ago
Share →: Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Commentary:
"Failed relationships are like a budget beauty store – a lot of wasted make-up with no happy ending in sight!"
3 months ago
Share →: Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old tactic of disguising an extra boyfriend as a best friend – a cunning strategy indeed! It's like having a backup plan with benefits. Just make sure your best friend doesn't accidentally receive any love notes meant for your boyfriend!
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t hate me, date me!

Commentary:
"Who needs haters when you can have daters? Turn those frowns upside down and swipe right to a happily ever after with this clever mantra – Don't hate me, date me!"
3 months ago
Share →: Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Commentary:
"Looks like the only 'compatibility' issue here is between humans and their dating algorithms. Who knew computers had such high standards for a partner's processing power?"
3 months ago
Share →: Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal search for the elusive 'right person' – a quest as mysterious and unpredictable as finding matching socks in the laundry. Keep looking, dear friend, for in the vast sea of potentials, there may just be a diamond in the rough…or at least someone who can tolerate your questionable taste in movies."
3 months ago
Share →: She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Commentary:
Well, well, it looks like someone just got burned with their own fire! Seems like the tables have turned – from leaving her on read to leaving her speechless. Maybe next time, think before you text!
3 months ago
Share →: Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Commentary:
"Being single is like living in a world full of options…and yet feeling like you're stranded on a deserted island with only a soccer ball named Wilson for company. 🌴⚽️ #NoOne #SingleLife"
3 months ago
Share →: I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Commentary:
"Putting 'No DMs' in your bio is the ultimate power move 💁‍♂️ Who needs validation when you've got boundaries and a sense of humor? 😂 It's like saying 'I'm too busy being fabulous to deal with all this attention 💅' #ConfidenceGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Commentary:
"Well, at least he's self-aware! Who needs to excel at everything when you can excel at being bad, right?"
4 months ago
Share →: Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Commentary:
"If only we could all carry around a 'handsome' and 'ugly' meter to determine the difference between a flirt and harassment. Until then, let's just stick to good old-fashioned respect and common sense, shall we?"