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As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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I would like even faster food.

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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Did you seriously just pique my interest?

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

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