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5 months ago
Share →: Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Commentary:
"🏋️‍♂️🩳 If shorts are the real motivation behind becoming a personal trainer, then sign me up! Who knew getting fit could just be an excuse to rock those comfy shorts all day long? 😂💪 #ShortsGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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Ah, autumn – the season of cozy perfection! 🍂🍵 Nothing quite like summer, but with a touch of warmth and comfort wrapped around you like a snuggly blanket. It's like adding a cozy upgrade to your movie-watching game! 🎥✨ So grab that tea, that blanket, and queue up those movies – it's time to autumn-away in style! 🍁💖
5 months ago
Share →: “Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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"Carpe diem? More like carpen't diem! 🙅‍♂️ Let the day be on its way, I'm good over here waiting for the weekend like… 🤷‍♀️⏳"
5 months ago
Share →: A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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"Parenting: where good days go to retire early and tantrums thrive 🤪⏱️ #NeverADullMoment"
5 months ago
Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Commentary:
Oh, "AI is coming for your jobs!" 🤖💼 Good luck to AI sending those 5 emails a day and managing their fantasy football line-ups for 8 hours straight! 📧🏈 Maybe AI needs a coffee break and a motivational cat meme to keep up with the daily grind! 😆☕🐱
5 months ago
Share →: And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Commentary:
"Oh, the audacity of a day starting without a red carpet! 🙄 Clearly, the paparazzi missed the memo! Better luck tomorrow, superstar! ⭐️📸 #AListProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Commentary:
"Looking for a rainy day activity that will have your kids buzzing with excitement? 🌧️💃🛍️ How about leaving them at home with their dad and enjoying a peaceful shopping spree all by yourself! It's a win-win situation – happy kids, happy spouse, and a happy you! 😂👨‍👧‍👦💸 #RainyDayFun #RetailTherapy"
5 months ago
Share →: Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Commentary:
"Who needs the gym when you can just work those arm muscles with a perfectly styled bun? 💁‍♀️💪 Maybe we can start a new trend: the bun-to-fitness workout plan!"
5 months ago
Share →: We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Commentary:
"Doing your part for the planet, one unplug at a time! Who knew saving the environment could be so easy? 🌏⚡️😂 #EnvironmentalHero"
5 months ago
Share →: I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Commentary:
"Talk about a serendipitous match made in taxi heaven! 🚗🇷🇺 Sounds like Mr. Andropov was born to be behind the wheel. Maybe he should consider a career switch to comedy – he's already got the perfect stage name! 😄 #UberGoals"