Funny decoration quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

  Commentary:
  "Kudos to those whose Christmas decorations are still up! You're not late, you're just early for next year. Keep spreading that festive cheer year-round!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

  Commentary:
  🎄🐱 It's time for the annual battle of Cat vs. Christmas Tree! Will the tree survive the day of feline antics, or will it be adorned with ornaments of mischief and mischief only? Stay tuned for the purr-fect drama! 😸 #CatmasTreeMayhem

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

  Commentary:
  Oh dear, looks like those car antlers have revealed your reindeer aspirations! 🦌🚗 Maybe it's time to sleigh the holiday spirit all year round! 😉 #ReindeerInDisguise

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing says 'haunted house' quite like a moldy pumpkin thinking it can still rock last year's look! 🎃👻 #FashionFauxGourd"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the spirit of Christmas tilted more than just your tree! 🎄😂 Your wife may have uncovered your secret past as a world-renowned architect. Who knew decorating could reveal hidden talents? 😉🎅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is embracing the "Neighborhood Design Guru" title with gusto! 🎨🏡 Who needs a TV when you can simply gaze out the window at your masterpiece across the street? Just don't forget the popcorn for the daily show! 🍿

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't have palm trees in your toilet? 🌴 Just keep the sand and seagulls out! 🚽🏖️ #BreakingBathroomRules"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting revelation: Toddler ears = cuteness overload 🙉🤣 Who knew they were just adorable accessories and not for listening to us adults? 🧒👂 #ToddlerLogic"

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