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Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

Trending via LinkedIn:

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

Just landed via Twitch:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Just landed via Reddit:

Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Trending via Reddit:

I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Just shared via Telegram:

In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

100 shares on WeChat this month:

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

77 shares on X this month:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

45 shares on Slack this month:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Drive like no one is watching.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Shared recently on Slack:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Going viral on Facebook:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Just landed via Discord:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

Breaking via Discord:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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