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Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Going viral on Discord:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Breaking via Slack:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Trending via YouTube:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Making waves on Threads:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

Spotted on Instagram:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Going viral on Facebook:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Just landed via YouTube:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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Share →: I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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💬 "After deleting more tweets than you can count, it's probably best to stick with temporary body art. Who needs a permanent reminder of their questionable choices, right? 😅💉 #TattooRegrets"
6 months ago
Share →: Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Commentary:
"Who needs swiping left or right when you can just aimlessly wander the aisles of a grocery store in search of romance? 🛒🤔 Who knows, you might just find your soulmate lost in the frozen foods section! ❄️😆 #LoveInTheProduceAisle"
6 months ago
Share →: Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Commentary:
"Just doing some social media spring cleaning… you never know when you might suddenly find yourself in the spotlight with a mob of passionate fans at your doorstep! 🧹📱 Better to be safe than sorry, right? 😅 #DeletedTweets #FamousLoveLife"

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Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Making waves on Messenger:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Trending via Discord:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Just shared via TikTok:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Making waves on Slack:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Trending via YouTube:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

Just shared via Reddit:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Spotted on X:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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