Funny deleted quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

  Commentary:
  💬 "After deleting more tweets than you can count, it's probably best to stick with temporary body art. Who needs a permanent reminder of their questionable choices, right? 😅💉 #TattooRegrets"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs swiping left or right when you can just aimlessly wander the aisles of a grocery store in search of romance? 🛒🤔 Who knows, you might just find your soulmate lost in the frozen foods section! ❄️😆 #LoveInTheProduceAisle"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

  Commentary:
  "Just doing some social media spring cleaning… you never know when you might suddenly find yourself in the spotlight with a mob of passionate fans at your doorstep! 🧹📱 Better to be safe than sorry, right? 😅 #DeletedTweets #FamousLoveLife"

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