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26 Funny deserve quotes

Funny deserve quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of getting what you earn 😄✨ Whether it’s about rewards, karma, or just life’s little surprises, these witty lines remind us not to take things too seriously 🤪🎉 Ready to laugh and reflect? Let’s dive into some cheeky wisdom that proves everyone deserves a little fun and a lot of laughs! 😂👍

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Posted on6 months ago

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Posted on6 months ago

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

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