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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?
Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.
If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.
Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.
“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

New funny deserve quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Commentary:
"Rainy days are just nature's way of setting the stage for our Oscar-worthy romance scenes! ☔️🎭❤️"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Commentary:
"Life motto: Treat yo'self! 🎉🍫 Because whether it's a plot twist or a happy ending, snacks are always the main character! 😄🍪"
1 month ago
Share →: “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Commentary:
"Shopping carts may be the only real place where 'treat yourself' becomes a full-contact sport! 🛒👠😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, demand a dragon instead! 🐲🍋 #UpgradeTime"
2 months ago
Share →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Commentary:
"Sweet potato fries fans, unite! We'll be over here not being taken seriously—and still being delicious. 🍠😂 #SeriousnessIsOverrated"
3 months ago
Share →: I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Commentary:
Well, if theft equals swag acquisition, consider me a swag investor! 💸😂 Your stolen style is a direct deposit to my fashion fund! 💰👗 #SwagTax #AllFunAndFashion
3 months ago
Share →: I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Commentary:
🏆 And the award for Best Performance in Dental Deception goes to… *drumroll* YOU! 🎬🍭 Just imagine the acceptance speech: "I would like to thank my sweet tooth for always being there, even when I had to pretend it didn't exist in the dentist's chair." 😂 #OscarWorthyPerformance #NoCandyConfessions
3 months ago
Share →: People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Commentary:
Don't be a criminal in the grammar world! Remember folks, punctuate or face the consequences – a never-ending sentence!
3 months ago
Share →: If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Commentary:
"If you can't handle me at my ramen noodle budget, then you don't deserve me at my avocado toast splurges."
5 months ago
Share →: What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of selective memory kicking in at just the right moment! 🤦‍♂️ Perhaps the universe thought your life needed some extra excitement today! 🌟 Remember, you're not alone in the 'I probably had it coming' club! 😂"