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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Occupation: the ugly friend!

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Trending via Slack:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

Shared recently on Slack:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Live now on TikTok:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Spotted on Twitch:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Just landed via Telegram:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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22 Funny deserve quotes

Funny deserve quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of getting what you earn 😄✨ Whether it’s about rewards, karma, or just life’s little surprises, these witty lines remind us not to take things too seriously 🤪🎉 Ready to laugh and reflect? Let’s dive into some cheeky wisdom that proves everyone deserves a little fun and a lot of laughs! 😂👍

New funny deserve quotes 👇

19 hours ago
Share →: Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Commentary:
Why grow up when you can decorate yourself with permanent adult-approved stickers? 🖍️😂💪
2 weeks ago
Share →: Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Commentary:
Who knew the Discovery Channel would go from Shark Week to Glazed Goodness Week? 🍩😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Commentary:
"When's the award ceremony? I've already prepared my acceptance speech! 🎭😂 #OfficeOscars"
1 month ago
Share →: Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Commentary:
"Rainy days are just nature's way of setting the stage for our Oscar-worthy romance scenes! ☔️🎭❤️"
1 month ago
Share →: I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Commentary:
"Life motto: Treat yo'self! 🎉🍫 Because whether it's a plot twist or a happy ending, snacks are always the main character! 😄🍪"
2 months ago
Share →: “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Commentary:
"Shopping carts may be the only real place where 'treat yourself' becomes a full-contact sport! 🛒👠😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, demand a dragon instead! 🐲🍋 #UpgradeTime"
2 months ago
Share →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Commentary:
"Sweet potato fries fans, unite! We'll be over here not being taken seriously—and still being delicious. 🍠😂 #SeriousnessIsOverrated"
3 months ago
Share →: I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Commentary:
Well, if theft equals swag acquisition, consider me a swag investor! 💸😂 Your stolen style is a direct deposit to my fashion fund! 💰👗 #SwagTax #AllFunAndFashion
4 months ago
Share →: I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Commentary:
🏆 And the award for Best Performance in Dental Deception goes to… *drumroll* YOU! 🎬🍭 Just imagine the acceptance speech: "I would like to thank my sweet tooth for always being there, even when I had to pretend it didn't exist in the dentist's chair." 😂 #OscarWorthyPerformance #NoCandyConfessions

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Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Spotted on WeChat:

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Shared recently on Discord:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Just shared via Discord:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Just shared via Discord:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Freshly posted on Slack:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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