12 Funny deserve quotes

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don't deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Humanity doesn't deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If you can stand me, you deserve me!

If you can stand me, you deserve me!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Anyone who doesn't like me snoring, doesn't deserve me moaning either.

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Please don't dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025