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Jan 28, 2025
Share →: I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Commentary:
"Goodbye, ex! 🔥 No need to rekindle old flames when you're a whole bonfire on your own. See you on the flip side! 👋😎 #MovingOn"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Commentary:
"Oh, the struggle of balancing romantic feelings with feminist ideals! 🤷‍♀️ Who knew that a crush could cause such an existential crisis? 💔 #TheStruggleIsReal"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Commentary:
"I've reached peak leisure mode after indulging in feasts and cinema escapades for days on end. The only flying I'm interested in now is to another vacation spot! 🍿✈️🥂 #WorkWho?"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Commentary:
"Sounds like even your low-key wishes are on high alert! 🌠✨ Keep calm and wish on, my friend! 💫"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Commentary:
"Because who wouldn't want to be irresistible, crispy, and always in high demand like a hot little French fry 🍟? Just remember, you're not just any fry, you're the extra crispy, perfectly seasoned one in the bunch – fries before guys, am I right? 😉"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between desire and existential dread! 🙈🔥 Who needs a will to live when you've got a drive that refuses to quit? 😂💃 Embrace the chaos and zest for life in your own special way! 🎉🔥 #LivingLaVidaLoca"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Commentary:
"Note to friends: when offering snacks, remember the golden rule – persistence is key! 🍿🍫 Don't take no for an answer, because deep down we all secretly want that second helping 😄 #SnackAttack"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Commentary:
"Looks like time travel runs in the family! 🕰️✨ Maybe they passed down a secret Time-Turner or a DeLorean is hiding in the garage. 🚗 Who needs a TARDIS when you have a multi-generational time-travel lineage! 🔮👴👦 #TimeTravelGenes"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Commentary:
"Either that's a very extravagant pregnancy craving or someone needs to check if there's a money tree growing somewhere nearby! 💰🌳 Maybe it's just the financial fertility kicking in! 🤰😂"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of wanting to go off the grid so badly, you actually consider becoming a missing person 🕵️‍♂️💼 Just imagine the adventures that await in the land of Missing- where chores and responsibilities are but a myth! Good luck convincing your boss you're on a business trip to Missing though 🤣🗺️ #WhereInTheWorldIsUser