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5 months ago
Share →: “Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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"Who needs fun when you can have a million dollars in cold, hard cash 💸💰 Girls will be girls…with expensive tastes! 😄💁‍♀️ #CashOverFun"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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"Who needs grass when you can roll in a bed of crisp Benjamins? 💵💰 Talk about living the high life! Just remember, money can't photosynthesize like grass does… but hey, it does pay for a fancy lawn service! 😉 #CashOverGrass"
5 months ago
Share →: I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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"Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and the irresistible call of the snooze button. 🌟💤 Dream big, but make sure to catch some Z's along the way! 💁‍♂️😴"
5 months ago
Share →: One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical art of utilizing your parental powers for ice cream acquisition 🍦😄 Dad level: expert! Who needs to sneak sweets when you've got mini accomplices ready to 'help' with the cravings? 😂 #DadLife #IceCreamGate"
5 months ago
Share →: I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet temptation of a redo! 🔄 Just strolling by like 'Oh, sorry, I missed you there the first time…and the second time, and the third time…' 😂 Who wouldn't love a chance to make a memorable non-memorable first impression? 🚶‍♂️💨"
5 months ago
Share →: Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

Commentary:
Haha, well, at least your realistic self-awareness is on point! 🦄🤣 Maybe you should stick to races within the realm of possibility for now!
5 months ago
Share →: That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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🎉🍴 Ah, the holy grail of fridge encounters! The universe aligns, the stars twinkle in approval, and there it is – your desired treat, just waiting for you like a culinary guardian angel. It's like winning the food lottery without even buying a ticket! Time to savor that victory bite with a side of satisfaction. Enjoy the moment, my hungry friend! 🌟🥪
5 months ago
Share →: I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Commentary:
"Oh, sweet love! 🍫💕 May your relationship be as deeply indulgent and full of satisfaction as a slice of chocolate cake. Just remember, a little extra sweetness never hurt anyone! 😉🍰 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Commentary:
"Dear sleep, I'm sorry I left you for the snooze button this morning. Can we rekindle our relationship? 💔😴 #SleepIsBae"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic internal struggle between ambition and desire for a nap 😴💭. It's like having a go-getter and a sloth living inside the same body! 🤷‍♂️ #TheStruggleIsReal"