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"Ah, the classic 'Facebook friend request from a high school acquaintance-turned-senior citizen' dilemma. 😂 It's like a blast from the past meets a glimpse into the future! 👴🚀 #TimeFliesWhenYou'reAcceptingFriendRequests"
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- Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.
- Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.
- Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.
- I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.
- The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.
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"Ah, the age-old dilemma of cucumber placement at crucial moments 😂🥒! Just remember, choose wisely and avoid any mix-ups between the salad bowl and the bedroom! 🥗🛏️ #FoodForThought" -
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"Dear brain, you're treating hunger and boredom like a 'choose your own adventure' book 📚, but my waistline is not amused! Please start reading the signs before my pants file for divorce. 🍔🛋️ #BrainVsBelly" -
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Ah, the evolution of partying… 🕺🏼🛒 Who needs clubs when you can vibe to the sweet tunes of the produce aisle? 🎧🥦 Just imagine busting a move while picking out avocados! The grocery store is the new nightclub for the sophisticated palate. 💃🛒 #GroceryStoreGoals -
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Well, well, well, it looks like someone finally deciphered the autobiography puzzle! 📖🤔 Who would've thought biographies weren't all about bicycles, right? 🚴♂️😄 Just remember, when in doubt, swap the 'bio' for 'auto' and you're good to go! 🚗💨 #WordPlayFun -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between desire and necessity! 💪🍫 Who can resist the siren call of a sweet, delicious treat when faced with the daunting challenge of achieving washboard abs? Chocolate always wins the battle for my heart (and stomach)! 😂 #Priorities" -
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Ah, the great divide between professions! 💩 For nurses, loose stool is just another day at work, while for bartenders, it's a definite sign something went wrong with the cocktail recipe! 🍹😂 Just remember, context is everything in the world of bodily functions and mixed drinks! 🩺🍻
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- Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.
- I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.
- Some people get it. Most people don’t.
- The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.
- I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.
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