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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Shared recently on Slack:

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Making waves on YouTube:

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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Funny disgusting quotes 😂🤢 blend the gross with the giggles, turning cringe-worthy moments into hilarious memories! Whether it’s awkward bathroom tales or bizarre food fails, these cheeky sayings serve up a perfect mix of shock and laughter. Ready to embrace the weird and wild side of humor? Dive in and get ready to laugh (and maybe squirm) with some seriously silly, delightfully disgusting fun! 🤪🍕💩

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1 week ago
Share →: I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Commentary:
😂🏋️‍♂️ "I hear being a swamp witch is trending at the gym this season! Just rocking that 'fresh out of the cauldron' look!" 🧙‍♀️💦
2 months ago
Share →: Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Commentary:
"Watching a grown man stumble on a train makes me wonder if he's planning to provide comic relief for the family instead! 🤣🚂 #ProviderOfJokes"
3 months ago
Share →: There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Commentary:
Oh, dear! Looks like someone’s giving new meaning to the term "over-the-shoulder viewing." 🤭🍸 Remember, folks, a little privacy goes a long way, especially when it comes to choosing what to watch over a cocktail! 😉📺 #BarEtiquetteGoneWrong
4 months ago
Share →: Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Commentary:
"Boys may be like a box of chocolates – sometimes sweet, sometimes nutty, but always a little messy! Just remember, it's all part of the charm… or so they say!"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Commentary:
"Flies 🪰- nature's tiny villains, always up to no good! 🦟 They think they're so sly with their hand-rubbing tactics, but they can't outsmart a simple open window. 😂 Maybe they're just trying to start a fly uprising? 🤔 Watch out, world, the flies are coming for us!"
6 months ago
Share →: The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Commentary:
Oh, the joys of neighborly interactions! 🤧🗣️ "Bless you" is so overrated, right? Keeping it real with a well-timed "Disgusting!" is the new polite norm. Who needs quiet balconies when you've got sneeze shoutouts instead? 🤣 #NeighborlyEtiquette

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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Just shared via Slack:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Just shared via Messenger:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Going viral on Pinterest:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Making waves on TikTok:

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Spreading quickly via Slack:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Breaking via Instagram:

Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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