14 Funny disgusting quotes

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

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  17 hours ago

  advice, away, cleaning, disgusting, dish, dish sponge, hear, hygiene, i, kitchen, know, needs, sponge, throw

• Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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  1 day ago

  academic, academic publishing, access, access to knowledge, article, criticism, disgusting, education, frustration, having, knowledge, pathetic, pay, paywall, practice, publishing, read, research, scholarly, scholarly article, scientific, scientific article

• The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

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  1 month ago

  angry, Angry Bird, assault, bird, birds, bong, disgusting, game, humor, me, parody, video, video game

• The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

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  1 month ago

  actually, being, concept, contradiction, discomfort, disgusting, feeling, good, hair, hot, hot water, hygiene, irony, shower, showers, skin, water

• Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

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  2 months ago

  apple, apples, bad, blueberry, delicious, disgusting, Doritos, every, food, food humor, fruit, great, humor, inconsistency, know, problem, same, snack, sometimes, taste, time

• Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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  2 months ago

  breakfast, disgusting, eating, filling, food, healthy, healthy eating, high, high protein, only, plain, powder, protein, protein powder, taste, yogurt

• Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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  2 months ago

  boys, cheating, disgusting, dog, dogs, humor, island, life, love, Love Island, me, obsession, real, real life, women

• I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

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  2 months ago

  disgusting, frustration, humor, i, Monday, sarcasm, survival, Tuesday, weekday, workweek

• I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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  2 months ago

  angry, attitude, disgusting, every, exercise, fitness, fitness struggle, funny attitude, gym, gym life, humor, i, idea, life, meet, mood, people, self-deprecating, struggle, swamp, time, turn, witch, workout, workout mood

• Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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  2 months ago

  amusement, anyone, awkwardness, comedy, disgusting, grown, grown man, humor, man, moves, parenting, physical, physical comedy, responsibility, seeing, stumble, train, transportation

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