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Funny drugs quotes

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

1 month ago

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

3 months ago

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

3 months ago

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

3 months ago

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

3 months ago

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

3 months ago

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

3 months ago

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

3 months ago

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

3 months ago

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

3 months ago