22 Funny drugs quotes

• As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

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• Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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  2 months ago

  adventure, choice, country, drug, drugs, foreign, foreign country, goal, guys, humor, kid, kids, life, life choice, main, marriage, married, travel, want, why

• There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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  2 months ago

  airport, airport security, drug, drugs, example, humor, i, joke, people, sarcasm, security, take

• Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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  career, drug, drug test, drugs, humor, ruin, test, testing, tests, workplace

• I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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  2 months ago

  artist, drugs, genre, i, making, miss, music, music genre, nostalgia, sex-addict, singer, song, The Weeknd, Weeknd

• Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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  2 months ago

  60s, comedy, cultural, cultural reference, drugs, give, history, humor, irony, just, me, nostalgia, realization, reference, satire, should, wait

• ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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  2 months ago

  1980s, 1980s culture, 80s, ALF, culture, drug, drug humor, drugs, high, humor, nostalgic, parody, sitcom, vintage

• Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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  2 months ago

  again, doing, drugs, health, humor, irony, mental, mental health, mindfulness, recreational, satire

• Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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  2 months ago

  childhood, drugs, humor, humor quote, phone, primary, rule, school, school rule, smuggling, taking

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