21 Funny drugs quotes

Funny drugs quotes are here to tickle your funny bone while keeping things light and cheeky 😂💊 Whether it’s clever wordplay or witty observations, these gems turn serious topics into smiles 😜✨ Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening your day—get ready to laugh out loud and see a lighter side of life! 😆🌈

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and…

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Why not risk it all and try quantum physics? You might not achieve enlightenment but you definitely won't end up with a tattoo you regret😂🔬👉

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to…

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Keith Richards is basically time's favorite recycling project! ⏳🕺🍸

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? L…

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When did life become a choice between wedding bells and being the next James Bond? 🍾💍✈️😎

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many…

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I can't wait to see the 100m sprint where athletes teleport to the finish line! 🚀😂

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport se…

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Flying high with humor, but airport security prefers a more grounded approach! 😂✈️🚫

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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That's why my only drug is caffeine… unfortunately, my test results say 'over-caffeinated' 🙃☕

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Who knew we'd be longing for catchy tunes about questionable life choices? 🎶🍷😂

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait,…

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When life gives you lemons, make… psychedelic lemonade? 🍄🍋✨

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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"ALF: Proof that the 80s were a cosmic trip even without a UFO! 🚀👽😂"

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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"When in doubt, swap meditation for meditation-ication! 😂💊🧘‍♂️"