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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Making waves on Instagram:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

Making waves on TikTok:

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Making waves on Discord:

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

Spotted on YouTube:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Going viral on Telegram:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Going viral on Threads:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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