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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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Share →: This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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"Looks like someone swapped out their nightlight for a volcano 🔥🌋. Watch out world, we've got a rage comic in the making! 😠💥"
6 months ago
Share →: Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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"Reading their love posts is like a rollercoaster of emotions – you can't help but feel the urge to send condolences to the exes! 🎢😂 #RelationshipDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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“Turn around? Oh, you mean do a 180-degree heartbreak dance under the total eclipse of the heart 🌑💔. Sometimes love takes us on a cosmic rollercoaster ride!”
6 months ago
Share →: My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

Commentary:
"Today marks the start of my youngest's academic journey! 📚🎒 I shed a tear (or two) as he embarked on his kindergarten adventure, but let's be real – I cried mostly for his teachers who now have to deal with his boundless energy and endless questions! 🤣🍎✏️ #TeacherAppreciation"
6 months ago
Share →: I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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"Who needs tissues when you have a dog? 🐶❤️ Your furry friend is just helping you with your hydration levels! #DogHugsAreTheBest"
6 months ago
Share →: Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

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"Emotions? Sorry, they're not on my current menu! 🚫😅 Trying to reduce my daily intake of drama and ups-and-downs! Who needs emotions when you've got a strong WiFi signal and a good cup of coffee? ☕️💻 #EmotionallyDetoxing"
6 months ago
Share →: Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Commentary:
Absolutely, feeling 'ugh' is a universal emotion, kind of like a combo of frustration, boredom, and a dash of existential dread 🤷‍♀️. It's the ultimate mood that transcends all other feels! #ughlife

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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